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Dial-up Connection SMP: Bringing you back to dial-up speeds in Beta 1.2 (Whitelist only!)

1.2_02, Beta, betacraft, bringing, Community, Connection, DialUp, Discord, Experience, Gaming, java edition, Join, minecraft beta, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old minecraft, Premium, proxy, Retro, Server, smp, Speeds, update, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Server Information
SMP Version	Beta 1.2
Updates	Progressive
Join Us	Experience old Minecraft

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the SMP running on?	It is running on Beta 1.2 and will update over time.
Is it Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, it is Minecraft Java Edition.
How can I join as a premium player?	You can join via the Betacraft Proxy.

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Poopsock

ANNOYING, autosize image, banner, bot clones, Discord, Hosting, lagging, leak coordinates, leak coords, Minecraft, Moooomoooo, no clones, no hosting, No Lag, Poopsock, preview, rules, rules of the server, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Towns Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Votes:	5327	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

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‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9969	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Potions Brewed:	85
Star Shards Collected:	111	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	4342
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	3944	Towns Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ores Mined:	9709
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Divine Spears Created:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1941
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	7555	Vanishing Items Found:	7

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	849
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Friend or Foe Minecraft

acquaintances, best friends, Bonding, changing relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connection, foe, Friend, friendship, human interaction, loyalty, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, strangers, support system, Trust, unexpected friendships

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Emeralds Found:	3156	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

come join dis server where u can make best friends with strangers and then suddenly they become strangers again but then u make new best friends who are even better than the old ones. it’s like a rollercoaster of friendship, but in minecraft form. u never know who u gonna meet next, maybe a talking pig or a dancing cow. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times u can fall into a pit of lava and lose all ur diamonds. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of friendship and adventure in the most unpredictable way possible.