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The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7282	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MoneyMakin’ Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Disclosure, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, financial disclosure, financial privacy, income, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyMakin, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, salary, Server, sharing, social etiquette, social norms

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your personal information will be kept safe and sound! Unlike some people who think it’s okay to share your salary with the whole world, we understand the importance of privacy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret society dedicated to keeping your salary a secret. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can keep their salary under wraps.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t tell anyone how much you make, or you might end up in hot water like poor old Mrs. Pickle Ball over here. Let’s keep it light, keep it fun, and most importantly, keep it private. See you on the server!

WifeCraftJobForce

aita, Argument, Choice, Chores, dream job, financial hit, hospitalization, job offer, LEAVING, Marriage, Medical Insurance, perfect job, pet care, rejection, savings, split expenses, Support, Understanding, unemployed, WifeCraftJobForce, work

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing responsibilities just like a marriage! Join us for the ultimate challenge of balancing work, chores, and pet care in a virtual world.

Are you tired of carrying the load while your partner sits back and relaxes? Well, on our server, everyone pulls their weight or faces the consequences – just like in real life!

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect job for your virtual spouse, all while maintaining a clean virtual home and keeping your virtual pets happy. Will they finally accept a job offer or will you have to make the tough decision to leave them behind?

Join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life relationships? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

GhostlySigns Minecraft SMP

#spiritual guidance, afterlife communication, angelic visitation, comforting presence, connecting with spirits, coping with loss, deceased loved one, divine intervention, Eternal Love, GhostlySigns, grief support, guardian angels, Life after death., messages from heaven, Minecraft, paranormal activity, Psychic Medium, Signs and Symbols, signs from beyond, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual connection, supernatural experiences

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Buildings Constructed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of your deceased loved ones sending you signs from beyond the grave. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here you’ll be communicating with spirits while building your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually master builders in disguise. They’ll help you create the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, all while cracking jokes and telling hilarious stories about their time in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with supernatural encounters and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden truth behind the creepers’ obsession with blowing things up. It’s gonna be a blast!

CelebCraft: DiddyDownfall

CelebCraft, celebrity downfall, celebrity downfall rumors, celebrity downfall speculation, celebrity drama, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity lifestyle, celebrity news, celebrity predictions, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, Diddy, DiddyDownfall, downfall prediction, downfall speculation, Fame, fame and fortune, Hollywood downfall, pop culture downfall, scandal, Tabloid gossip

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some juicy drama to keep you entertained while you mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just witness the next celebrity to have a Diddy-like downfall right before your very eyes! Will it be Justin Bieber building inappropriate statues out of diamond blocks? Or maybe Taylor Swift getting caught griefing her neighbor’s house? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out after dark. You never know who you might run into down there – maybe even Notch himself! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server…unless it ends up on YouTube!

Join Convict Network Release for a server where orange is the new blocky black!

Adventure, Beta, Black, blocky, Communication, Community, Convict, Dedicated, Development, Experience, fine-tuning, gamemode, gameplay, Ip:, Join, Launch, Network, orange, Play, player feedback, Release, Server, Skyblock, sneak peek, Store, Updates, Version

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	7141
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server currently in beta?	Yes, we are nearing the launch of our Skyblock Beta.
How long has the server been in development?	More than 7 months of dedicated development.
What can players expect from the gameplay experience?	A smooth and enjoyable playing experience, fine-tuned for maximum enjoyment.
How can players provide feedback or suggestions?	Join our Network Discord for sneak peeks, updates, and player feedback.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, blocky, consent, feminism, gender equality, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, Misogyny, rape awareness, rape culture, rape prevention, Server, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual violence, victim blaming, violence against women, women’s advocacy, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – our server is so crazy, even the villagers have started their own punk rock band. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player, pulling off pranks that will leave you laughing until you respawn.

So why shouldn’t women be raped? Because on our server, everyone is treated with respect and given the chance to unleash their creativity in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Join us today and see why our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft!

Stephanie’s SMP Adventures

Admiration, Adventures, beauty, beauty standards, fan forum, female empowerment, female wrestler, Gorgeous, hyper-fixation, iconic, Idol, inspiration, powerful woman, Role Model, smp, Stephanie McMahon, Stephanie McMahon appreciation, Stephanie’s, strong woman, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe, WWE superstar

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time we all dressed up as Stephanie McMahon and had a fashion show in the virtual world. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for rare diamonds, and even a secret underground dance party where we bust out our best moves.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Stephanie McMahon would approve, I’m sure of it.

TrailBlocker Minecraft Server

City Living, city regulations, community conflict, Detour, hiking trail, Homeowner, Liability Concerns, littering, Minecraft, neighborhood access, outdoor recreation, private property, property boundary, property lines, property ownership, property rights, public access, public property, river valley, Server, trail access, trail maintenance, TrailBlocker

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	287	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky pedestrians invading your property while you’re just trying to enjoy your river view? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual river valley trail system where you can control who gets to walk through and who gets blocked off with virtual barriers! No more dealing with litterbugs or liability issues – just pure, unadulterated control over your virtual property.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus: a virtual neighbor who will constantly argue with you about your virtual property rights! It’s like drama, but in pixel form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and show the world that you’re not the asshole – you’re just a virtual property owner with a vision. Join today and start building your own virtual trail system – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!

TballMomDramaCraft

AITAH, Arguing, baseball, child’s activities, Equipment, ex wife, family dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, pink glove, pink glove controversy, play correctly, proper equipment, proper technique, Right hand, right-handed, sports, Sportsmanship, T-ball, T-ball league, TballMomDramaCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of dealing with parents who don’t know the first thing about sports equipment? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of T-ball leagues with clueless parents!

On our server, you can play with whatever glove you want, whether it’s pink, purple, or covered in glitter. No one will judge you for using the “wrong” hand, because in Minecraft, anything goes!

Plus, we have exclusive mini-games where you can show off your T-ball skills and hit home runs like a pro. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – on our server, you make the rules!

So say goodbye to the chaos of real-life sports leagues and join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a home run every time!