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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2537 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5448 |
so, like, this server is, like, the coolest place ever, man. like, before i had kids, i never got sick. but now, i play on this server and i feel like a million bucks, dude.
join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and battle giant chickens for ultimate glory.
our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we have crazy build battles, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
so, if you want to escape from reality and enter a world of pure chaos and fun, come join us on this server. who needs kids when you have minecraft, amirite?
