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Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2541
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Farms Harvested:	277

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	298
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	85	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Animals Bred:	170
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Animals Bred:	111	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Crops Grown:	1778
Emeralds Found:	9898	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Emeralds Found:	9221	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!