Speeding MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpeedyCraft

Fast-paced, Thrill, pumped up, Upbeat tunes, Speeding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is like a high-speed car chase set to your favorite adrenaline-pumping song! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the only speed limit is your imagination. Who needs a playlist when you can race through our server at breakneck speeds while jamming out to your favorite tunes? So buckle up, because this server will have you driving faster than a speeding bullet (literally, we have a mod for that)!

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Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

Arguing, Cooling down, getting annoyed, AITAH, jewelry stand

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

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CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

blind spot, car crash consequences, distracted driving, car totaled, Group Chat

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

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DriveOrDieMC

car safety, Speed limits, driving anxiety, reckless driving, relationship conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s driving in Oklahoma? Look no further! Join our server where the speed limits are just a suggestion and going 15-20 blocks over is the norm!

We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).

And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

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Max Speed Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Speedmaxxing, Journey, SPEED, dangerous driving

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate speedmaxxing experience! Drive your virtual car over the speed limit by 40 blocks per second and watch as the virtual ladies swoon over your pixelated charm. With the forecast predicting heavy rain in the game, you can test your skills by blindly speeding through dangerous driving conditions and narrowly avoiding virtual accidents. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress a virtual Trixie gf along the way! Don’t miss out on the adrenaline-fueled fun – join our server now!

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RoadRageGamer Minecraft SMP

smp, running red lights, not following traffic laws, road rage, not paying attention

Are you tired of getting cut off by creepers on the road? Sick of getting stuck behind a slow-moving zombie pigman caravan? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of sheep crossing the road. Plus, our Enderman traffic controllers are always on point, making sure you never have to deal with any road rage-inducing mobs. So come join us and experience a traffic-free paradise like no other!

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SpeedyBlockz

loud cars, arrogance, reckless driving, public nuisance, noise pollution

Are you tired of hearing the roar of engines outside your window while trying to peacefully mine for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict ban on loud car enthusiasts! Join us and never have to worry about your virtual peace and quiet being disturbed by obnoxious revving ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a speed demon who will challenge you to race around the block in your pixelated minecart. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

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DriveOrDie Minecraft Server

consequences, lying.., Argument, construction site management, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where speeding tickets can lead to relationship drama, job loss, and betrayal. On our server, anything is possible! Who knew a simple traffic violation could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through alternating speed limits while chatting with your friends. Will you risk it all to save your partner from getting banned, or will you stand your ground and face the consequences?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to create your own outrageous stories on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join today and let the madness begin!

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Lolcraft: ‘/haha/ I love myself’

love, pray for the dead, Edition, party for the living, desuarchive

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is off the meter with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Pray for the dead as you navigate through treacherous dungeons and battle fierce mobs. But don’t worry, we also have epic parties for the living where you can dance the night away with your fellow gamers.

Our server is so addicting, it’s like a drug! Join us and you’ll find yourself speeding through levels and building like never before. Don’t believe us? Just ask our members in the Habits group – they can’t get enough of the fun.

And if you’re looking for a posh experience, look no further than our posshouse where luxury meets Minecraft. Build your dream mansion and show off your style to all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at posscraft and let the insanity begin. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BabyWatchMC Server

Boundaries, parenting, exhaustion, selfish, Frustration

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kid while your partner jets off on a luxurious vacation? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky toddlers running around!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about changing diapers or dealing with tantrums. Our server is the ultimate getaway for stay-at-home parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly baby creepers who will only explode if you don’t laugh at their silly antics. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (of the virtual kind, of course).

Don’t be the asshole in your own life – join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding the perfect spot to build your dream castle. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to laugh at those baby creepers, that is).

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