Speed Up MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

innovative treatment, wound care, healthcare advancement, speed up, Lightning

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

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MineCraftBarHop

speed up, traffic light sign, Party, drink specials, Closed

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where the traffic lights are like totally messed up! like, green means go but red means go faster and yellow means FLYYYYYY! it’s like a race against time to build the most epic castle before the lights change again! join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life! #trafficlightmadness #minecraftmayhem

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&g t;Even Homeless Criminals Can Get A GF Minecraft SMP

stigma, Social Issues, Empathy, society, societal norms

🤣 Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where even homeless criminals can find love! That’s right, if you’re still single in the game, what’s your excuse? Our server is filled with so much romance and drama, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual soap opera. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while building your dream castle or fighting off creepers. So come join us and see if you can find love in the most unexpected places! 💕🏰💥 #HomelessCriminalsNeedLoveToo #MinecraftRomance #SoulmateSearch

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World Control Minecraft Server

mosquito bites, Minecraft, surveillance state, control, Government

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have cracked the code on why mosquitoes still exist! Turns out, the government is using them to implant trackers on your body. But don’t worry, we’ve figured out a way to outsmart them by building our own virtual world where the mosquitoes can’t touch us!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and uncover the truth behind the mosquito conspiracy. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret government base hidden in the virtual world! So come on, join us and see if you can prove this insane theory wrong. Just watch out for those pesky mosquito bites…

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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Naughty Roleplay, Erotic Roleplay, Party, Enderman, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get spicy and steamy in more ways than one! Join us on our server, where we have a special Erotic Roleplay Thread for all you naughty players out there. Get ready to get hot and bothered as you explore our world filled with sexy surprises and scandalous shenanigans.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who have been banished from the North Pole for being too naughty. They’ve brought their naughty list with them and are looking for players who can keep up with their wild antics.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and explore the more risqué side of gaming, then come join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadOn The Naughty List Edition. Just be prepared for things to get a little… heated.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Mystic Summons, Netori, Alencia, Guilds, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a new player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. True story.

But that’s not all! We have resources that will make your virtual mouth water. From enchanted pickaxes to magical potions, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our raids. We take raiding to a whole new level, with boss battles that will leave you sweating (in a good way, of course).

Oh, and did I mention the increased rates for rare items? You’ll be swimming in loot faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, our guilds are top-notch. From Pantsu to Partyvan, there’s a guild for everyone (just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and prepare to have the time of your virtual life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Wrestler BTFO Minecraft SMP

Defeat, wrestling forum, wrestler, Minecraft, wrestling history

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is so tough, even the strongest wrestler would be crying for their momma! Join us if you dare to face challenges that will make you question your sanity. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret WWE champion in disguise, ready to suplex you into oblivion. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate smackdown in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

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KaKao Network

PvP, smp, Macepvp, landscapes, Anarchy

Welcome to Kakao Network! Experience a lively and welcoming Minecraft server designed for players of all ages and skill levels. Explore breathtaking landscapes, engage in thrilling battles, and team up with friends to create unforgettable memories. With an active community, regular events, and a dedicated staff team, we ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for everyone.

Current Game Modes: – BoxPvP – MacePvP – SMP

Join us now and unleash your creativity! Available on Java and Bedrock IP: kakaomc.net

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⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

Russian, TNT Run, Pirate, Economy, PvE

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

Nice, Flesh, Wake Up, Minecraft, wake

Are you tired of being stuck in your disgusting flesh prison? Do you scream at the sky begging for release, but get no response? Well, fear not my fellow flesh monsters, for there is a Minecraft server where you can escape your physical form and be something nice! Join us on this server and let’s all be something other than these disgusting meat things. Let’s build a world where we can be whatever we want, where we can finally be free from our fleshly prisons. So come on, join us and let’s escape together! Who needs physical forms anyway, am I right? Let’s be something nice for once!

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