speed testing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpeedyCraftUSA

#Automotive, acceleration, American drivers, Awareness, CAR, car performance, Driving, driving habits, ignorance, knowledge, road regulations, road safety, SPEED, Speed limits, speed testing, SpeedyCraftUSA, Transportation, unawareness, US, vehicle capabilities, Vehicles

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2491	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, most peeps in the US don’t even know how fast their car can drive, but on this server, you can race your minecart at lightning speed and feel the adrenaline rush like never before!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of derpy chickens wearing armor. You gotta be quick and sneaky to snatch those diamonds before the chickens peck your eyes out!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the Nether realm. It’s like a fiery warzone with lava pits and flying pigs armed with golden swords. Only the bravest and craziest players survive to tell the tale!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and experience all the wackiness and chaos that awaits you! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Royal SMP Queen of 2024 – Round 2 – 128 to 64 (Ends Sep 4)

128 to 64, Anime, Anons, Competition, Custom Queen URL, End Date, End date Sep 4, ends, fan community, hanging out, Manga, Otaku, Queen, Queen of /a/ 2024, Round 1, round 2, royal, Sep, smp, thanks, Thread, Votes, Voting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for round 2 where the stakes are higher, the mobs are angrier, and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. We’ve got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and even a secret underground bunker where players are plotting world domination (or at least domination of the server).

But that’s not all! We’ve also got custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of creepers, turn pigs into flying unicorns, and even summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. And let’s not forget about our exclusive custom queen who rules over the server with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only thing that’s guaranteed is that nothing is guaranteed.

DadCraft Cleanout – GTFO stepsis

apartment, Apology, Boundaries, busy, Cleanout, Closure, Communication, compassion, DadCraft, deceased father, emotions, family, Frustration, Grief, GRIEVING, gtfo, Loss, Packing, personal space, relationship, stepsis, stepsister, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	3414
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and zero step-sisters trying to “help” you pack up your dad’s apartment.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected guests ruining your plans or stalling your progress. Just imagine a world where you can mine, build, and explore without any interruptions from well-meaning but annoying relatives.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs step-sisters when you can have creepers and zombies to deal with instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory, without any family interference!

AgreeOnMinecraftSMP

Agreement, AgreeOnMinecraftSMP, basic human rights, collective agreement, common ground, common understanding, consensus, core values, ethical standards, fundamental truths, general acceptance, global consensus, Harmony, moral principles, mutual understanding, shared beliefs, societal norms, solidarity, Unity, universal principles, universal values

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

That our Minecraft SMP is the best place to be! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to experience all this and more, you better join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

CraftyWallz

Aesthetic, art, Background, CraftyWallz, Customization, design, device, Digital, Display, home screen, image, inspiration, lock screen, mobile, Personalization, phone screen, PHOTO, screen saver, Smartphone, Technology, wallpaper

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow exploded all over your screen! Join us and your phone wallpaper will be jealous of the epic adventures you’ll have on our server.

Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity that goes down here. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So ditch the boring wallpaper on your phone and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a static image when you can have a dynamic world full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Petro Kremlin

Conflict, DiSRuPtiON, drone attack, ENERGY, Industrial, Infrastructure, Kremlin, large-scale, Moscow, Moscow oil refinery, Moscow refinery, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, petro, PIXEL, refinery, refinery operations, Russian, SECURITY, suspension, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone attack, unit operations

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian drones attacking a moscow oil refinery! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft form! build your own drone army and defend the refinery or join the ukrainian side and wreak havoc on the oil industry! who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitically charged? join now for a truly explosive experience!

Blinker Light Fails – LOL

#Automotive, auto repair, blinker, blinker light visibility issues, blinker lights, car lights, car maintenance, car repair, car safety, car signals, car tips, Fails, importance of functioning blinker lights, indicator lights, Light, lol, long tail tags: how to check blinker lights, maintenance tips, road safety, safety tips, signal lights, Signaling, turn signal, vehicle maintenance, vehicle safety, VISIBILITY, when to replace blinker lights

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	9487

join our minecraft server and never have to worry about blinker lights again! our server is so lit, you won’t even need blinkers in real life anymore.

we have a special plugin that makes all your movements in the game look like you’re using blinker lights. it’s like driving a virtual car in minecraft!

plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even give you tips on how to fix your real life blinker lights. who knew playing minecraft could be so educational?

so come join us and say goodbye to bad blinker lights forever!

What is the IP for The B3 Minecraft Server?

legos, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	2520	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

The B3 is a dynamic musical trio known for their soulful blend of blues, funk, and jazz. Consisting of a Hammond organ player, guitarist, and drummer, their energetic performances and infectious grooves have captivated audiences at clubs and festivals around the country. With a deep-rooted passion for improvisation and collaboration, The B3 continues to push the boundaries of their genre while staying true to the rich traditions of American music.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

10.200, does that mean, en, ENReco, going to get, Interest, JPreco, long tail tags, Minecraft, no interest, PALS, PIXEL, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server mascot is a talking llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on his stand-up comedy routine.

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with exploding chickens. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server on full moons to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even encounter the elusive JPreco and unlock the secrets of EN.10/200.

Get To Work Minecraft SMP

get to work, Minecraft, motivation, productivity, smp, Time management, work, work achievement, work commitment, work consistency, work dedication, work determination, work discipline, work effort, work ethic, work focus, work grind, work hard, work hustle, work perseverance, work smart, work success

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5603
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate lazy player’s dream!

Join us and you’ll never have to lift a finger again – literally! We have a team of dedicated minions who will do all the mining, crafting, and building for you. Just sit back, relax, and watch your empire grow without any effort on your part.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just hang out by the Diamond Chicken coop and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our server-wide quest to find the mythical Bacon Tree, rumored to grow crispy, delicious bacon strips instead of leaves. Who needs boring old crops when you can have a never-ending supply of bacon?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the laziest, craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft

Agreement, Asshole, car pool, company truck, Coworkers, Drives, drop off, gas money, home, Leave, NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft, office, out of town, out-of-the-way, paid, route, Shop, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vehicle, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	247
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality and teamwork? Look no further than our server, where we start our day at 6:30am sharp! But don’t worry, we provide company trucks and vehicles for carpooling – just like in real life!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of commuting to work in Minecraft. Will you be the one asking for a ride out of town, only to be denied because it’s not on the way? Or will you be the one driving the company truck and dropping everyone off by 5:30pm?

But beware, if you ask for a ride too often, you might just be labeled as the server’s resident “asshole”. So hop on board and experience the thrill of carpooling in Minecraft like never before!