Speed Testing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpeedyCraftUSA

unawareness, Transportation, Speed limits, SpeedyCraftUSA, SPEED

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, most peeps in the US don’t even know how fast their car can drive, but on this server, you can race your minecart at lightning speed and feel the adrenaline rush like never before!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of derpy chickens wearing armor. You gotta be quick and sneaky to snatch those diamonds before the chickens peck your eyes out!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the Nether realm. It’s like a fiery warzone with lava pits and flying pigs armed with golden swords. Only the bravest and craziest players survive to tell the tale!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and experience all the wackiness and chaos that awaits you! Let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyHarrisVP

breaking news, Campaign, vice president, democratic party, election

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where harris picks walz for vp, like whaaat??! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. if u join dis server u will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. harris and walz are our official mascots and they will guide u through epic quests and battles against evil mobs. so come on down and join the madness, cuz dis server is lit AF!

ChewCraft: Deeper Issues Server

deeper issues, personal growth, relationship, Conflict Resolution, Server

So, like, picture this: you’re mining away in the caves, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear it. The sound of your partner’s chewing echoing through the mineshaft. It’s like nails on a chalkboard, but worse. But hey, don’t worry! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life relationships!

On our server, we have a special feature where you can mute all chewing sounds. That’s right, no more annoying crunching ruining your gaming experience. Plus, our community is so chill that you’ll forget all about your partner’s weird eating habits.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the hidden entrance and claim your riches. Who needs relationship drama when you can be rolling in virtual wealth?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Just watch out for creepers, they’re not as cute as they sound.

CornBranCraft

health, cholesterol levels, study, fiber, Gut microbiota

so, like, u know how u always wanted to lower ur cholesterol but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, guess what, this server got u covered, fam. we got this crazy corn flour with corn bran that will make ur cholesterol go down faster than u can say “diamond sword”.

but wait, there’s more! we even did a study on it, like some real science stuff. we looked at the gut bacteria or whatever and it was like, whoa, this corn flour is legit magic.

so, come join our server, where u can mine for diamonds and lower ur cholesterol at the same time. it’s like a win-win situation, bro. plus, we got a secret level where u can fight a giant corn cob boss. yeah, it’s wild.

don’t miss out, join now and start the journey to a healthier gut and a wealthier minecraft character. let’s goooooo! 🌽💎🎮

Copy of ReallyWorld! New! Free donate server Minecraft

almost no lag, working commands, Copy of ReallyWorld, new, Free Donate

A real copy of ReallyWorld! Free donation! Kind admin! Almost no lag! Has a large number of working commands, etc.!

f1.aurorix.net:41931

Flopia Survival Medieval server with game of thrones atmosphere, there is a mod for recruits, creatе, dragons || there is a mod for recruits, creatе, dragons

resource pack, Medieval, Recruits, Medievalroleplay, Gameofthrones

Server name: Flopia SurvivalServer description:Welcome to Flopia Survival! Our server is a unique world where players can immerse themselves in exciting adventures, build incredible structures, and explore limitless possibilities. We use a specially designed modpack that greatly expands the standard Minecraft gameplay by adding new mechanics, resources and capabilities.Main features:

players

How to join:To join our server, you need to download the modpack, which is located in our Discord channel at this link: Join Discord. You will find all the necessary files and instructions in the pinned messages.Server Rules:

other players

Additional Information:Different cities and principalities are actively developing on the server, where everyone can find their place. We also plan to add new mods and mechanics to keep the gameplay interesting and exciting.

Welcome to Flopia Survival! Our server is a unique world where players can immerse themselves in exciting adventures, build incredible structures, and explore endless possibilities. We use a specially designed modpack that significantly expands the standard Minecraft gameplay by adding new mechanics, resources, and opportunities. Key Features: Season 4 officially began on 07/16/2024. 3D muskets are available on CurseForge. The ability to create monolithic modpacks that can be easily downloaded and used by beginners. An expanded economic system with different types of coins and digital currency Flopins. The Drunk Bozo bar with a unique drink menu and the ability to exchange minerals for currency. and polls for players, including king elections and discussion of new mods. Allowed cheats are limited to using X-Ray to save time on digging. How to join: link: Join Discord. In the pinned messages you will find all the necessary files and instructions. Violation is punishable by a ban from 1 to 3 days. Follow the rules of conduct and respect other players. Full rules are on our ds server. Additional information: Various cities and principalities are actively developing on the server, where everyone can find their place. We also plan to add new mods and mechanics so that the gameplay remains interesting and exciting.

34.141.100.219

CraftyRing Minecraft Server

Exploration, Lore, Boss Battles, George R.R. Martin, open world

Are you tired of boring old JRPGs with their predictable storylines and turn-based combat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Elden Ring, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon giant chickens to do their bidding. Rumor has it that the Elden Ring is guarded by a dragon who loves nothing more than a good game of tic-tac-toe.

So why waste your time on boring old JRPGs when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: Cole, Cole, He’s Here! – The Legendary Llama Lord

Pat, save democracy, Help, Lord, kamala

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have COLE, COLE, HE’S HERE! That’s right, Cole is a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see Kamala summoning backup with her magical powers. But watch out, because Tim Walz is also on the server, ready to help Kamala save democracy from the evil forces of griefers and hackers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

farmers market, thank you, Attention, park, men’s restroom

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

BlanketBanditCraft

judgment, reconciliation, Boundaries, blanket, emotional response

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret blanket quest where you must find the legendary blanket of sleepiness to unlock special powers. 2. Build your own virtual train station and take a taxi to explore the vast world of our server. 3. Experience the thrill of throwing things into your virtual bag when things don’t go your way. 4. Impress your virtual parents by completing challenging tasks and quests. 5. Discover the true meaning of love and blankets in our server filled with surprises and drama.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziness of our Minecraft world!