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CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	106
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

buyer beware, cautionary tale, CRAZE, crowdfunding, crowdfunding campaign, Disappointment, failed project, financial decision, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, indie game, Investment, kickstarter, Minecraft, negative experience, regret, Server, video games, Waste of Money, worst game

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Zombie Dances:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

alternative methods, Aqua, bodily fluids, Cleanup, Cum, disposal method, Ejaculate, ejaculation, empty water bottles, hygiene, intimate activities, jizz, Minecraft, privacy concerns, quencher, Semen, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual release, smp, Sperm, taboo, Thirst, tissue, waste management

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Emeralds Found:	6637	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	3991	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Piggy Supreme Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Items Found:	5263
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Welcome to /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where pigs are just regular farm animals? Well, on our server, pigs reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with piggy shenanigans and bacon-filled adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?

Come on everyone for the sake of the Minecraft server

banner, come in, description, different, everyone’s sake, Lazy, Minecraft, pleasant, REST, Server, wish

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

The server may be different, who knows, I wish everyone a pleasant rest on your server

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Casual CC, Community, Crafty, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Empyreum Ward, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, General Maintenance, Linkshells, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Patch 7.1, patch notes, Resources, Server, Sunday Bunday, Wereviera, wolf’s den, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Emeralds Found:	5711
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	6064
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, Maintenance Edition 7.1, brings you more excitement than a creeper in a TNT shop. Explore new resources, join Free Companies, and Linkshells that will have you shouting “Ender Dragon who?”

But that’s not all, folks! Join us for our future meetups and events that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion. On December 1st, we have SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA, where you’ll battle creatures more terrifying than a pack of zombie pigmen. And on December 7th, join our Casual CC meet up at Zalera, Wolfs Den, where you’ll have more laughs than a villager trying to trade with a player.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Last episode had more plot twists than a game of Skyblock, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

The Netherworld Order is Lame Minecraft SMP

controversy, EMBARRASSMENT, Entertainment, Kevin Nash, Lame, Minecraft, Netherworld, not cool, nwo, Order, Phineas Godwinn, Pro Wrestling, professional wrestlers, Rib, Rock-a-Billy, Scott Hall, scripted, smp, Sport, Storyline, tag team, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take building and mining to a whole new level…literally! Our server is so epic, even the NWO would be jealous. We’ve got crazy factions like the Rock-a-Billy gang facing off against the wild Phineas Godwinn crew. And let’s not forget about our secret underground wrestling ring where players can settle their beefs in the most epic way possible. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a WWE match, then come join us and show off your mining skills…or wrestling moves, we don’t judge!

Pixel Beauty Minecraft Server

Alluring, Ashley Serrano, attractive, Azula, beautiful woman, beauty, Breathtaking, Captivating, Elegant, Goddess, Gorgeous, Lovely, mesmerizing, Minecraft, MOST BEAUTIFUL, PIXEL, PRETTY, radiant, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, stunning beauty, woman crush

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Farms Harvested:	373	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life Avatar world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got the most beautiful women you’ve ever seen, like Ashley Serrano who looks like a real-life Azula. Join us and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Zuko and Aang, fighting for the affection of the Fire Nation princess. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this? Join now for a chance to be the star of your own epic love story in Minecraft!