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DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	8759	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	2355

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	9731	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Villages Defended:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Divine Spears Created:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!