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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Blue Ruin, Crafty, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Drive-in Movie night, Dynamis, Empy, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gladiator 2000, LB Ward, Linkshells, Maralith, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Palaka’s Stand, patch notes, Primal Mist, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Thavnair, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, Ultros

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	2850
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot, building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether, and taming a dragon to ride into battle against other players.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the Moogle Treasure Trove, where you can dig up rare loot, and Fall Guys, where you have to survive crazy obstacles to win prizes.

And don’t miss our upcoming meetups, like the Twin Peaks watch party on Ultros, or the Drive-in Movie night featuring Gladiator on Leviathan. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Space Cadet in Minecraft SMP

c#, Cadet, coding, coding conventions, coding efficiency, coding frustration, coding habits, coding mindset, coding practices, coding standards, coding style, coding techniques, computer science, Cope and seethe, Minecraft, namespace, programming, programming language, programming tools, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Space, std namespace

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	2413
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and mayhem you could ever want!

Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and fishing rods. Build your base out of giant floating pancakes and ride llamas into battle against the dreaded Chicken Army.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Cope and seethe, my friends, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers do the cha-cha! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Build a house out of candy canes, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Crops Grown:	9739
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

Aoko’s Life Coach Minecraft Server

Anime, Aoko, Aokos, Character development, character evolution, Coach, complex relationships, emotional growth, Inner Demons, Life, life coach, Mentorship, Minecraft, overcoming past trauma, personal journey, redemption arc, relationship dynamics, Server, Shiki, Supernatural powers, transformation, tsukihime, type moon, violent tsundere, visual novel

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where Aoko, the once violent tsundere, has now become Shiki’s life coach! That’s right, folks, witness the epic transformation as Aoko trades in her fiery temper for some good old-fashioned wisdom and guidance.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer dance move or two).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this zany journey and see why our Minecraft server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the pixelated village). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the laughs, thrills, and diamond pickaxe-induced dance parties that await you!

Minecraft SMP: Chunky Shopper’s Delight

balance, chunky, DELIGHT, discussion, fat, Fatfur, fetish, fetishes, für, Furry, Images, Junk Food, Male Fatfur, Minecraft, pastebin, Safe, shoppers., shopping, smp, sub-fetish, TEMPLATE, Thread, Writing, yeen

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4651
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7500
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat and fabulous! Join us for a chance to build your dream fat fortress, filled with all the delicious junk food your heart desires.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with endless supplies of cake and cookies. Will you be the one to uncover its sugary secrets?

And let’s not forget about our resident yeen who needs help with his shopping for even more fattening treats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into while stocking up on snacks?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s get fat and fabulous together!

> I Can’t President Minecraft Server

i can’t president, long tail tags, Minecraft, president, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3577
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can become the President of the entire virtual universe! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, you’ll be making executive decisions and passing virtual laws like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always looking for new recruits. Join them and learn the ways of stealth and combat in epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Hobbs Demolishing Marks Minecraft SMP

Achievements, batsman, Centuries, Cricket, demolishing, DOMINANCE, england, History, hobbs, innings, Legacy, Legendary, marks, Masterclass, Minecraft, player, power-hitting, record-breaking, smp, sports, Technique, Unbeatable

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	241	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Hobbs is on a rampage demolishing everyone’s builds! That’s right, you can watch in awe as Hobbs wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players, leaving chaos and destruction in his wake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure or will you fall victim to the llamas’ devious plans?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Vanilla server Minecraft server

1.21, Emerald Valley, minecraft server, vanilla server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21

51.210.221.83:3161

Midnight Madness Minecraft Server

0053, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, Cozy, Goodnight, late night, lovely people, madness, midnight, Minecraft, night owl, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, Server, sleep time, sleep well, Sweet Dreams, tired, Tranquil, winding down

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby at 00:53? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you wide awake with excitement! Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community so lively, you’ll forget what sleep even is. Who needs a goodnight’s rest when you can be having a blast on our server? So come on, join us and stay up all night with the most awesome players around! Goodnight? More like good times!