speechless moments Minecraft Servers

speechless moments Minecraft Servers

  • AwkwardCraft: Share Your Silence

    AwkwardCraft: Share Your Silence
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1669
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dimension Hops: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and never experience an awkward silence again! Our players are constantly chatting, joking, and sharing hilarious stories that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget what silence even is.

    One time, a player accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, and we all had to pretend it was intentional. Another time, someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly, only to plummet to their hilarious demise.

    So if you’re tired of awkward silences and boring gameplay, come join us for non-stop laughter and ridiculousness on our Minecraft server. You’ll never want to log off!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FoodieFailsMC

    FoodieFailsMC
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 4168
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Runes Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

    Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

    So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InsaneAsylumCraft

    InsaneAsylumCraft
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 2124
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!

    imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.

    our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.

    we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.

    join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.

    so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BigVanillaMC.com Vanilla Survival

    BigVanillaMC.com Vanilla Survival
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 9288
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a survival server that is vanilla outside of Grief Prevention which is used to secure your claim.

    Pure Minecraft in its simplest form. This server was established in July of 2024. This is a fresh world ripe for exploration. Join early to secure land near the server spawn!

    Noteworthy items: ————————

    1. The server difficulty is set to hard. It is a Java server. 2. This is a legitimate survival world. All blocks are mined. 3. There are no warps. The vanilla bed system is used. 4. Cheaters/hackers are banned and their creations are removed. 5. CLAIM YOUR BUILDS (or they will get raided)

    BigVanillaMC.com

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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft memes flow like the waterfalls! Join us now for some LOLs and great gaming!

    Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft memes flow like the waterfalls! Join us now for some LOLs and great gaming!
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 4010
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Zombie Dances: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Runes Activated: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

    Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

    FAQ:

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelebBang Minecraft Server

    CelebBang Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 4487
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Ores Mined: 7863 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness /b/ (yes, THAT /b/) getting into all sorts of shenanigans, like building giant statues of famous celebrities and then… well, let’s just say things get a little NSFW.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of /b/ once accidentally teleporting into the real world and ending up at a Hollywood party where they may or may not have hooked up with a famous person.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as it gets, come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPSummerKoshien2024 – Day5CraftyMadness

    SMPSummerKoshien2024 – Day5CraftyMadness
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 3219
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Emeralds Found: 3754
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as the Summer Koshien baseball tournament in Japan? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for crazy game days filled with intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. Our team list is stacked with players who are ready to dominate the virtual world. Plus, our bracket is so intense, it’ll have you on the edge of your seat.

    But wait, there’s more! This tournament is about more than just Minecraft – it’s about channeling your inner Japanese god and becoming a high school baseball legend. Just like in the Summer Koshien tournament, only the strongest survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And don’t forget to whitelist on adblock, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying

    HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 555
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6602 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Potions Brewed: 176 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to distract you from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from heartbreak? Join us and build your dream world where nothing ever goes wrong (except maybe a creeper explosion or two).

    Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your physical and emotional pain. Who needs a doctor when you have a diamond sword and enchanted armor, am I right?

    Join us and escape to a land where your biggest worry is whether you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. And hey, if you need a shoulder to cry on, our friendly community is here for you (as long as you don’t mind them being blocky and pixelated).

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where the only thing shrinking is your worries. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate staycation in Minecraft? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBlingCraft

    BlockBlingCraft
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 4182
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that feeling when you realized toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees? Well, imagine that but with diamonds in Minecraft! Yes, on our server, diamonds are rarer than a unicorn riding a rainbow. But fear not, because our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of diamond hunting and are willing to teach you their ways… for a price. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of the diamond trade and become the richest player in all the land! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emeralds. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim your spot as the ultimate diamond tycoon? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperControlUK

    CreeperControlUK
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 3001
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Ores Mined: 9172
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the crazy world of violent rhetoric!!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons and creepers!!! forget about the real world drama and come build ur dream castle with ur new best friends, like steve and alex and even herobrine (if u dare). plus, our moderators are like super heroes, they’ll protect u from any meanies trying to ruin the fun. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Untied Hands [SMP] 1.20.2 – Where Towny Earth meets Economy, War, PvE and PvP, and Lite-RP! No P2W here!

    Untied Hands [SMP] 1.20.2 – Where Towny Earth meets Economy, War, PvE and PvP, and Lite-RP! No P2W here!
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3595
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Feature Description
    Video Trailer Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch Here
    Explore the World Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed.
    Gameplay Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
    Progression Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression.
    Thriving Economy Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
    Non-P2W Environment All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
    Epic Wars & Combat Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join by using the IP red.unitedlands.org in Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the complete list of rules.

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: No, the server takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic only.

    Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?

    A: You can join wars and combat by forming or joining towns and nations, and engaging in battles with others.

    Q: Can I create my own town on the server?

    A: Yes, players can create their own towns and claim lands to build and develop their own communities.

    New Minecraft Server
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