Speechless.. MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockySassCraft

jaw-dropping, DISRESPECTFUL, shocking comment, disrespectful comment, Shocking..

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people are actually nice to each other? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where disrespect is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! From griefing your neighbor’s house to stealing all their diamonds, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of town square just for fun. The explosion was so massive, it lagged the entire server for a week!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and no one is safe from a prank or two, join us now and let the disrespect begin!

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AwkwardCraft

UNCOMFORTABLE, cringe, Silence, nerve-wracking, unnerving

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens while riding on a rainbow-colored llama! We also have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server out there! Plus, we have a special feature where every time you mine diamond ore, a chorus of singing pandas will serenade you. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder together!

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SilentSMPChamp

SPEECHLESS.., self-care, Quiet, SilentSMPChamp, Silence

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got the most lit community out there. Like, seriously, we once had a player who didn’t speak for like a whole month because he was too busy building a giant statue of a potato. And get this, the potato actually started talking to him in his dreams and gave him secret building tips. True story bro, you gotta join to experience the magic for yourself. Plus, we have daily llama races and the winner gets a pet rainbow sheep. So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Sensational, Surprise, eXtraordinary, Astounding, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creeper unicorn, whose explosions are filled with rainbows and glitter.

Join us now for a chance to build a house made entirely out of cheese, mine for rare unicorn poop ore, and participate in epic potato sack races with your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

mass produce, oral hygiene, Toothpaste, History, SPEECHLESS..

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

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SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

Coincidence, SpeechlessCoincidence, amazed, Mind Blowing, UNBELIEVABLE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

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SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

wordless, soundless, unspoken, without comment, no comment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

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SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP

incredulous, perplexed, mind blown, SPEECHLESS.., shock

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together!

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Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

Shocked, last minute, TARDY, what the fuck, running behind

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

disagreement, Listening, Expression, mediation, Confrontation

u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

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