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  • BlockPartyMomsOnly

    BlockPartyMomsOnly
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We don’t tolerate any mean jokes about speech or movement conditions, unlike some people (looking at you, OP’s sister). Join us for a fun and supportive community where everyone is treated with respect.

    Our server is so awesome, even OP’s sister wanted to move in with us! But sorry, sis, we don’t welcome meanies here. Join us for a place where you can build, explore, and make friends without worrying about insensitive comments. Plus, we have a strict no-tolerance policy for jerks, so you can game in peace.

    So come on over to our server and leave the drama at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast and won’t have to deal with any rude comments about anyone’s voice. Join now and let’s have some fun together!

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  • CraftyWeddingBros

    CraftyWeddingBros
    Are you tired of friends expecting you to pay for their plane tickets to your wedding? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will ask you to foot the bill for their travel expenses!

    We understand the struggle of planning a wedding on a budget, so we created a server where you can escape the drama and just focus on building your dream world. No bridesmaids, no groomsmen, just you and your virtual creations.

    And if any of your friends start getting too demanding, just block them in-game and carry on with your peaceful building. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company?

    Join now and leave the real world drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic wedding venue on the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can fly around on a diamond-encrusted unicorn. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

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  • Abbreviations Are Hard, Okay?

    Abbreviations Are Hard, Okay?
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. u wanna see a chicken ride a llama? we got dat too.

    our server is so lit, we got a secret underground disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers droppin’ sick beats.

    if u join, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every full moon.

    so come on and join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible, even talkin’ sheep and dancin’ skeletons. let’s get weird, y’all!

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  • StepdadSpeechGoneWrong

    StepdadSpeechGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions!

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Experience the thrill of betrayal, heartbreak, and redemption as you navigate through our virtual world.

    Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who must choose between two father figures, each vying for the title of “dad.” Will she choose the man who raised her, or the man who is willing to do a special dance at her wedding? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the added bonus of dealing with overbearing moms who just want everyone to get along. Will you stand your ground and speak your truth, or will you give in to the pressure and deliver a heartfelt speech declaring your undying love for your stepdad?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Join today for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

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  • Last Will Craft

    Last Will Craft
    so, like, you wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epicness and shenanigans.

    we got pigs flyin’ around wearing diamond armor and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they’ll give you unlimited diamonds and make all your enemies spontaneously combust.

    plus, our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    so, what are you waitin’ for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. your first words weren’t nearly as important as your last will be.

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  • SisCraft Drama: No Maid of Honor!

    SisCraft Drama: No Maid of Honor!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s wedding? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience all the chaos and betrayal of a dysfunctional family dynamic, but with blocks and creepers!

    Our server offers a unique experience where you can reenact all those awkward family moments in the virtual world. From passive-aggressive comments during build battles to sabotaging each other’s creations, the possibilities are endless.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise wedding speech from your in-game sister, complete with cringeworthy jokes and public humiliation. Who needs therapy when you can work out your family issues in Minecraft?

    So join us now and let the drama unfold! Who needs peace when you can have chaos?

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  • XiCraft: No Westernising Allowed!

    XiCraft: No Westernising Allowed!
    so like, this server is like the Xi Jinping of Minecraft servers, warning against foreign forces trying to ‘westernise’ our blocky world. join us and protect the integrity of our pixelated land! xi jinping himself will personally thank you for keeping our youth safe from the evils of western influence. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare loot, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. come join the resistance and fight for the glory of our server!

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  • VapeCraftPutinSchoolKids

    VapeCraftPutinSchoolKids
    so, like, u know, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz, like, Putin said so. he told these schoolkids that if they vape, they won’t be able to have babies. like, what even, right? but like, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that cuz we got all the cool stuff u need to build ur dream world. plus, we got llamas that can rap battle and chickens that can break dance. it’s like a party up in here 24/7. so, like, come join us and let’s vape our way to victory, baby-less or not!

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  • PhoneSilenceCraft

    PhoneSilenceCraft
    So, like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb, yo! Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be talkin’ so much dat yo baby gonna be a freakin’ genius, bro! Like, research shows dat if yo mama be on her phone less, she gonna talk more to yo baby and dat gonna make dem smarter or sumthin’. So, like, join dis server and make yo baby a freakin’ genius, man! Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons and all dat crazy stuff, so why wouldn’t yo wanna join, right? Get yo butt in here and let’s make dem babies smart, yo!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where ukrainian response will reach any point in russia! that’s right, our server is so epic that even zelensky himself mentioned it in his independence day address!

    join us for crazy adventures, insane battles, and the chance to be a part of history! build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

    why settle for mediocrity when you can be a part of something legendary? join our server now and experience the thrill of ukrainian response reaching any point in russia!

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