WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT AND DOLPHINS GIVE U FREE RIDES!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOST CREEPER WHO TURNS INTO A DISCO BALL AT MIDNIGHT?
JOIN NOW AND U CAN BECOME BESTIES WITH A TALKING CHICKEN WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND FORGET ABOUT TALKING TO REAL PPL FOREVER!
We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| /home and /sethome | Removed to create more pvp/raid encounters (/faction home is still allowed) |
| Safe zone spawns | Trade and talk with other players, buy crops, ores and necessities from admin shops |
| Plugin | Medieval Factions for easy to learn, hard to conquer server |
| Nether and End dimensions | 50×50 chunks each |
| Spawn builds | Handmade by the owner |
| Explosion durability system | Ensures base doesn’t get raided easily |
Will you be able to conquer a low resources, almost claustrophobic world on the brink of server-wide war? Find out right now!
Discord: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server set on hard mode? | Yes, the server is set on hard mode. |
| How big is the map radius? | The map radius is 50 chunks wide. |
| Are /home and /sethome commands removed? | Yes, those commands are removed to create more challenging gameplay. |
| Can players trade at safe zone spawns? | Yes, players can trade and interact with each other at safe zone spawns. |
| Are there admin shops for buying necessities? | Yes, players can buy crops, ores, and other necessities from admin shops. |
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly and cows dance. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some serious moves.
But that’s not all! Our server events are like no other. How about a nighttime emergency meeting of the task force where you have to fend off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’d prefer the grand assault event where you ride hovercrafts and torment your enemies with light armor. The possibilities are endless!
And let’s not forget about our limited edition bunny costumes for your characters. Want to hop around the server looking adorable? We’ve got you covered.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We have players who are scared of tablets and need help taking their medicine, just like David! Watch as our dedicated staff members pour water down your throat with precision and care.
But beware, if you don’t swallow in time, you may get kicked out of the server just like David spat out his medicine.
Join now for a chance to argue with family members over parenting styles and leave in a dramatic fashion. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Picture this: you and your partner inherit a property, only to have family members evicted shortly after. But wait, there’s more! One family member tries to pawn off their criminal adult child on you, causing chaos and conflict. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?
With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning your life choices. Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and questionable family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, the wildest ride ever, man. you gotta join to experience that kind of craziness.
also, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, man. you gotta join to party with the alien villagers.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that poop out golden nuggets? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you gotta join to witness the majestic flying pigs in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join this server and let the insanity begin!