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Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

bereavement, blocktopia, burial, coping with death, death, Dying, end of life, final breath, Funeral, Grief, hospice care, last moments, Loss, Minecraft, mortality, palliative care, passing away, Sadness, saying goodbye, Server, sorrow, Terminal Diagnosis, terminal illness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	149
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Votes:	1329	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, things are literally dying to meet you! That’s right, zombies, skeletons, creepers – you name it, they’re all just waiting for you to come and join the fun!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ways to protect yourself from the undead horde. From enchanted diamond armor to potions that make you invisible, you’ll have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

And if fighting mobs isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? Or building a giant statue of a chicken out of solid gold blocks? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – JustCraftedThis

combat system, compelling stories, CraftyCrafterMC, FF15, Fun games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Jrpg, JRPG recommendations, JRPGs, JustCraftedThis, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts style, modern JRPG, pc games, PC Gaming, PC Port, Real-time combat, Sequel, smp, square JRPG, turn based tactics, yakuza 0

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	135
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

So you’ve conquered the pixelated world of Minecraft, but now you’re craving something more… epic? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual landscape, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of mischievous players ambush you with a herd of exploding sheep! Or how about the time when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, only to watch them plummet back down to earth in a spectacular fashion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and surviving – it’s about creating unforgettable memories with a community of like-minded gamers who share your passion for all things Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs just waiting to be explored…

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures that the virtual world has to offer. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of our server, known far and wide for your daring deeds and wacky antics. See you in the game, adventurer!

SisBirthVSSurgery Minecraft Server

aita, Childbirth, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cosmetic surgery, Decision making, Dilemma, emotional impact, family, family dynamics, long-term planning, Minecraft, missing birth, personal choice, Priorities, relationships, Server, SisBirthVSSurgery, sister, Support, surgery, timing conflict, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
New Chunks Explored:	967267	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can undergo surgery and attend a birth at the same time – no need to choose between the two! Plus, if your sister starts spreading rumors about your surgery schedule, you can just block her in-game and avoid all the drama.

Don’t wait for time slots to open up months later – join our server now and start crafting your own adventure! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

KidneyCraft: Boundaries Edition

Boundaries, boundary issues, Edition, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family loyalty, family obligations., Family Support, kidney failure, Kidney Transplant, KidneyCraft, life choices, organ donation, personal boundaries, personal sacrifice, personal well-being, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, strained relationships

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	93
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	297137
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in setting boundaries and protecting your well-being, just like our player who refused to donate a kidney to their brother!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can explore endless worlds, build magnificent structures, and maybe even find a kidney donor in the process (just kidding, we don’t actually provide medical services).

Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of self-care and saying no to toxic relationships. So come on in and let’s build a kidney-shaped castle together (just kidding again, that would be weird).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your virtual kidneys or anything else. Play on our server and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone asks for a kidney transplant!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

child abuse, children’s rights, controversy, CraftyKids, criminal justice, cultural norms, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iraq, law, Legal System, legalize, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, public outcry, religious beliefs, Server, sexual exploitation, Social Issues

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

haha, u think that’s cray cray? well, come join our minecraft server where we have a law that can legalize riding pigs as a mode of transportation! yep, u heard me right, forget about horses, pigs are the new way to get around in our world.

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have special powers and can trade you the rarest items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they actually just want emeralds).

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion in the middle of the map? legend has it that if you spend the night there, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. but watch out, he’s a bit explosive when he gets excited.

so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). see you there, pig riders!

CraftyKyivWarriors

aggression, Border dispute, border skirmish, Conflict, CraftyKyivWarriors, cross-border attack, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, RETALIATION, russia, security breach, sovereignty violation, territorial violation, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2764	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and launch cross-border attacks like the Ukrainians did into Russia? Well, guess what, on our server u can do just that! We got crazy battles, epic raids, and all the chaos u could ever want. Join now and be part of the madness! Plus, our admins are like wizards who can make ur wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what u waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BPA Boys & Blockheads

autism, bisphenol A, Blockheads, Boys, BPA, cells, chemical exposure, developmental disorders, environmental toxins, food packaging, health risks, higher levels, Mice, neurodevelopmental conditions, new analysis, people, Plastics, Pregnant Women, research findings, small studies, urine samples

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4510	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Items Found:	7322	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Aqua’s Almighty Minecraft Server

Almighty, Anime, Aqua, Aquas, digital entertainment, entertainment industry, Gaming, higher powers, Idol, internet culture, Japanese media, less than 50%, Minecraft, online personalities, ownership, Server, streaming, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber, Yagoo

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Items Found:	6750
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crops Grown:	1661	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the owners actually own more than 50%? Well, look no further because on our server, Yagoo owns less than 50% – talk about a power struggle! Join us for epic battles between Yagoo and the rest of the staff as they fight for control of the server. Will Yagoo finally take over or will the rebellion prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen. Plus, we have flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

Absolute, Accuracy, acknowledgment, affirmation, Agreement, Certainty, confirmation, Correct, CORRECTNESS, Indisputable, Mining, right, RighteousMC, smp, sureness, Truth, Undeniable, unquestionable, validation, Youre

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Boundaries, BoyfriendBedtimeBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Frustration, individual needs, living together, Minecraft, nighttime routine, personal space, personal time, pet care, quality time, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, sleep routine, Understanding, work schedule

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Buildings Constructed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	220	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!