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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1125 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 84 |
| Crops Grown: | 4814 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?
