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ShrinkCraft: Tiny Heart Attacks

Attacks, dangerous technology, death by aneurism, death by heart blockage, death by stroke, death in fiction, fantasy gadgets, fatal consequences, fictional devices, growth ray, Heart, hypothetical scenarios, impossible inventions, medical risks, mortality risks, science fiction, shrink ray, ShrinkCraft, size manipulation, size-changing devices, speculative fiction, speculative technology, Tiny, unrealistic inventions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	1065	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could use a growth/shrink ray and not die instantly?? that’s like, totally insane, right?? join our server and experience the thrill of becoming a giant or a tiny ant without worrying about strokes or aneurisms ruining your fun!

we’ve got crazy stories of players turning into giants and accidentally stomping on their friends’ houses, or shrinking so small they get lost in the grass and have to be rescued by a team of tiny villagers. it’s a wild ride, dude.

come join us on the most bonkers minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?) so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	75	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	2379
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, PixelPals, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	6330
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, cc, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Golem Alts, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., LB W2 P10, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, smp, Sneaky Hollow Femlala Friday tea party, The Crow, Wolf’s Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Votes:	7139
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

Community, family, free, Grief Protection, Lag-free, Plugins, RP commands, Server, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla family, vanilla features, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, vanilla world, voice chat

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Votes:	1959	Star Shards Collected:	53
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

play.nightplaza.org

Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	244	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

coding, coding challenges, coding community, coding support, computer science, Daily, daily thread, debugging, dpt, Minecraft, Pain, programming, programming advice, programming discussion, programming feedback, programming help, Programming Languages, programming questions, programming resources, programming tips, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Thread

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6585	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magic Items Found:	4210	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

September 2025 Minecraft Server

apocalyptic visions, cars parked sideways, Confused, confusion, Decline, disorientation, future events, good luck, grocery store, intervals, Lost, Minecraft, Panic, POL, Preparation, screaming, September, SEPTEMBER 2025, Server, societal breakdown, Survival mindset, uncertainty, unexpected occurrences

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cosmetic dentistry, cosmetic procedures, dating preferences, dental aesthetics, dental care, dental hygiene, facial features, first impressions, individual preferences, McSharp, Minecraft, oral health, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical characteristics, sharp teeth, smp, Toothy, turn off, Unique Features, unique traits

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.