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12m Market Cap Minecraft SMP

12m, 12m marketcap, CAP, cryptocurrency, easily could 100x, financial markets, investing, long tail tags, market, market analysis, market capitalization, market manipulation, market opportunities, market risks, market speculation, market trends, market value., market volatility, Minecraft, potential growth, price suppression, smp, speculative investments, wont because clement is suppressing the price

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! With a market cap of over 12 million diamonds (not really, but we like to dream big), the potential for growth is insane! We’re talking 100x returns, baby!

But wait, there’s a twist! Our server is run by the one and only Clement, a mysterious figure who may or may not be suppressing the price of diamonds for his own nefarious reasons. Will you join forces with him and become rich beyond your wildest dreams? Or will you fight against him and try to overthrow his diamond dictatorship? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

”Can I Make It to $10M? Minecraft SMP”

10M, 2017, Achieving success, altcoins, crypto market, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial goal, financial growth, Financial Planning, folio, Investment, Long Term Strategy, Minecraft, money mindset, personal finance, portfolio management, reaching milestones, shitcoin, smp, speculative investments, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Animals Bred:	164	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is 2017 shitcoins! That’s right, forget about emeralds or gold, we’re all about that crypto life.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Bitcoin SMP Opportunity Missed Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, capital gains, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic analysis, Financial Advice, FOMO, hindsight, internet money, investing, market trends, Minecraft, Missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regrets, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of missing out on all the virtual riches? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can mine for Bitcoin! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’ve got the real digital gold waiting for you underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the rare items in the game. Rumor has it that defeating the dragon will grant you access to a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. Who needs a bank when you have a dragon guarding your treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the chosen one to uncover their secrets and rule over the server with an iron fist?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a virtual millionaire, dragon slayer, and secret society leader all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, bad idea, BadIdeaBuyer, Bitcoin, contrarian investing, Cyber trucks, Financial Advice, financial decisions, free market, FTX collapsing, hot potato, house investment, investing, Investment mindset, investment strategy, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, tesla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, asset allocation, BitcoinBaller, Bitcoins, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized currency, digital assets, Digital Currency, Diversification, financial freedom, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, risk management, savings, smp, speculative investments, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with 50 bitcoins waiting for the bravest and most skilled player to claim it. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes! Only the chosen one can defeat the chicken and claim the bitcoins for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who are always throwing epic dance parties. Join them for some groovy moves and maybe they’ll even teach you their secret yeti handshake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a floating island made entirely of candy where you can build your dream base and feast on unlimited sugary treats. Just watch out for the candy monsters that roam the island, they have a sweet tooth for players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just walk away with 50 bitcoins and a new yeti best friend!

BlockchainBillionaire

Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockchainBillionaire, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, digital wallets, financial amnesia, financial humor, Financial Security, financial technology, forgotten assets, internet money, Investment, long term investments, lost investments, secure access, speculative assets, speculative investments, valuable jokes, virtual currency

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

so like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u find a secret chest filled with bitcoin!! like, someone totally forgot they had it and now it’s all yours. u can use it to buy all the diamond swords and enchanted armor u want. it’s like a treasure hunt but with virtual money. join now before someone else finds it and steals ur riches!! come on, what are u waiting for?? let’s goooooo!!!

FinalKraft Minecraft Server

base, cryptocurrency, ETH, FinalKraft, Financial Advice, financial strategy, get rich, high reward, high risk, investing, market trends, meme coins, meme economy., meme investing, memes, Minecraft, passive income, portfolio diversification, risk management, Server, SOL, speculative investments, wealth building

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	183	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of your meme investments flopping faster than a fish out of water? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate meme investment platform! Our memes are so fire, they’ll make Elon Musk jealous. From Doge to Pepe, we’ve got it all covered. And the best part? Our memes never dump, they only moon! Join our server now and watch your meme portfolio skyrocket to the moon and beyond. Who needs SOL and BASE when you can invest in memes on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a meme millionaire!

VarietyMC

Abilities, build battles, Builds, Discord, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, hide & seek, ideas, Items, Lands, Mangas, Minecraft, Prizes, PvP, scavenger hunts, Server, shows, Suggestions, Survival, VarietyMC, weapons

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

A bunch of ideas in one server, endless possibilities!

In this server, there are items and weapons inspired by mangas and shows! Some also have abilities, like burning players around you.

There are also lands in this server to protect your precious builds and items. Some hate it and some don’t, so I will try my best to make the server better!

We will host a PvP event from time to time so people can have fun. There will also likely be events like Hide & Seek, Build Battles, and Scavenger Hunts with special prizes 😀

We have a suggestions channel in our Discord server so people can suggest ideas for both the Discord and the Minecraft server :3

play.varietymc.xyz:50140

The Ranch SMP

+18, build contests, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Furries, Items, Jobs, Landclaim, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, RPG, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

USERS MUST WHITELIST BEFORE JOINING :)You can find us here: discord.gg/yBYKVusx4n

What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.

What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.

How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.

Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!

What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!

TheRanchSMP.playwn.co

CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	973
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	403281	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magic Items Found:	8280
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Votes:	8645	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	2251
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Potions Brewed:	106	Divine Spears Created:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!