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BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, emotional investing, financial decision, financial literacy, hindsight, impulsive decision, Investment, learning experience, long-term investment., Loss, market timing, Minecraft, personal finance, profit, regret, smp, SOLD, speculative asset, Trading

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

””Bitcoin is crashing” Minecraft SMP”

bear market, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crashing, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, economic downturn, financial crisis, Investment, market correction, market crash, Minecraft, panic selling, price drop, sell off, smp, speculative asset, Trading, virtual currency, volatility

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of watching your Bitcoin investments go down the drain? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and watch your virtual block currency soar to new heights as you build, mine, and trade your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs real-world investments when you can become a virtual Bitcoin billionaire in our wacky and wild server? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to turn your digital dreams into reality – join us now and start stacking those virtual coins!

Is Bitcoin Eve Minecraft SMP Going To Be Above 100k?

100k, Bitcoin, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital asset, Digital Currency, economic forecast, Eve, finance, financial technology, future of money, Investment, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, online transactions, price prediction, smp, speculation, speculative asset, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is bitcoin! That’s right, we’ve got a virtual economy based on the ever-changing price of bitcoin. Will it hit 100k? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to predict it while also battling creepers and building epic structures. So come on, join us and let’s see if we can make virtual millions together!

Crafty Mindustry Madness

Addictive, Automation, base building, Challenging, Crafty, early access, FACTORY, game development, Gaming Community, indie game, madness, mindustry, mobile game, multiplayer, pc game, pixel art, Resource Management, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, Technology, Tower Defense

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Oh my Notch, have you heard about this Mindustry server?! It’s like Minecraft on steroids, with industrial machines and crazy defense systems.

Join our server for a chance to build a diamond-powered rocket ship to explore the galactic mines of the space dimension.

But beware, there are creeper drones and zombie robots trying to steal your redstone stash.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever!

Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

adulting, affordable, apartment living, Crafty, crybabies, Edition, financial struggle, generational differences, hard work, Home ownership, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, kicked out, La, millennial, NYC, parents, perseverance, plant job, yuppie fantasy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

MasterCraft: Where Every Block is a Training Montage

Anime, Antagonist, BLOCK, Burning Gundam, Dark Gundam, Domon Kasshu, gundam, King of Hearts, Martial Arts, martial arts master, Master Asia, mastercraft, mentor, Mentorship, Mobile Fighter G Gundam, Montage, Neo Japan, redemption arc, Rivalry, Shining Gundam, Shuffle Alliance, Training, Undefeated of the East

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1394
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Star Shards Collected:	74	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on GIANT LLAMAS that can fly through the sky and shoot RAINBOW LASERS out of their eyes. Not only that, but you can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking PIZZA SLICES that give you superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to defeat the EVIL LLAMA KING in battle, you will be granted access to a secret area where you can build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS and GUMMY BEARS.

So what are you waiting for? Join Master Asia today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

McCrafty’s Fast Food Frenzy

American, burger, chain, convenience, Country, Dining, drive thru, Fast, fast food, Favorite, Food, Frenzy, Fries, guilty pleasure, indulgence, International, local flavor, McCraftys, menu, Options, Popular, quick service, takeout, Variety

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5446
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	163
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our server speed is the delivery time of your favorite fast food chain in your country! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and DELICIOUS surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world where every block was made of their favorite fast food items. They built a castle out of PIZZA slices, rode a rollercoaster made of HOT DOGS, and even battled a dragon made of FRENCH FRIES. It was a feast for the eyes and the stomach!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as ADDICTIVE as your favorite fast food chain, look no further! Join us today and let the FOODIE fun begin!

The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

Animals, artificial people, best option, Commonwealth, Crafters, cure, destroy, disagreement, Evil, Father, Fun, good people, GUARANTEED, Institute, leadership, Objective, pixels, player, rule, scientist, Son, supermutants, Technology, teleport technology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

Take on the role of a leader and show the Commonwealth what true leadership looks like! Only you can provide the guidance and direction they need.
Forget about destroying technology just because your son is evil – that’s so last season! Join us and embrace the power of technology created by The Institute.
Did you know that many of The Institute scientists are actually good people? They don’t even agree with the Father on everything! Plus, they can cure supermutants, create artificial people and animals, make teleport technology, and so much more!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!

ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds

aging, anti-oxidants, astaxanthin, Builds, CREEPERS, cuckold, duckduckgo, GOOGLE, health, internet, jewed, lol, multi-vitamin, NAC, Political, ZOG, ZOGcraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of society and join a community of anti-oxidant enthusiasts!

Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!

Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.

And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!

Stone Age to Steve Age

age, contrary opinions, crucifixion, emotions, Empathetic, Ethics, Evolution, evolving machines, human evolution, kill, Machines, middle ages, Passengers, people in 1500s, people in 2024, progress, religious savages, Smart, society, steve, STONE, Technology, wrong opinions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5910	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.

2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!

3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?

4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

Adventures, asian, Awareness, Communication, continent, Crafty, Cross-cultural, culture, dialogue, Diversity, education, ethnicity, Global, lolz, misunderstanding, noob, noooo, perspective, Saar, Sir, Stereotypes, understand, Unity

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Crusaders

2d games, Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, Blasphemous, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Crafty, crusaders, dark fantasy, Exploration, Gothic, indie games, Metroidvania, pixel art, platformer, religious themes, Rondo of Blood, similar games, Souls-Like, Spanish developers, video games, worth 7 dollars

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	107
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!