one time, a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. it was so epic, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear of joy.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your minecraft life! trust me, you won’t regret it.
So, like, this server is so lit that even if she’s not streaming for 3 years, it’s still poppin’ off like nobody’s business.
Join us and experience the madness of a server that defies all logic and reason. It’s like entering a parallel universe where time doesn’t matter and chaos reigns supreme.
Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity!
We got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the Macarena.
You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.
Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.
So ditch that boring video game and come join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
our server is so lit that even Russia is like, “whoa, that’s some next level stuff!” and they ain’t wrong, fam. we got experts sayin’ that this server is the bomb dot com, and it’s not just cuz of some lame bird strike, nah mean?
join us now and experience the wildest ride of your life! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. trust me, once u join this server, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. so what u waitin’ for? come on over and let’s get this party started!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that the rarest ore in the game, /ourcoin/, can only be found on our server! That’s right, forget about diamonds, emeralds, or even netherite – /ourcoin/ is where it’s at! And when /ourcoin/ is pumping, you better believe the whole server goes wild with excitement!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with villagers who can trade you the most OP weapons and armor you’ve ever seen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
JOIN US AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A DRAGON WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH YOUR TRUSTY BANANA SWORD!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SPAWN POINT IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE LLAMAS RULE THE LAND AND YOU CAN TRADE WITH THEM FOR UNICORN HORNS? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT? #YOLO #CREEPERPARTY #LLAMALOVE
also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.
so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.
Just like the guy in this story, you’ll have to navigate the tricky waters of friendship and boundaries as you decide whether to let your virtual friend stay or kick them to the curb. Will you be the hero who opens your virtual doors to all, or the grumpy griefer who just wants to be left alone? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!
Our server is a safe haven for all, where your military service is respected and appreciated. No belittling allowed, only building and exploring to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to rude managers and hello to a supportive community of fellow gamers.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the Karens of the world behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our Minecraft world? Let’s block and roll!
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell a knock-knock joke. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn that grants wishes to all who find it. Or you might just get blown up by a sneaky creeper. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!
Empires is a newly founded, customized Minecraft Factions experience. It boasts an impressive collection of sensible plugins that alter PVP in ways that just make sense. The server released as of 1/10/2025 with features such as Kingdoms, Earth Map, Custom Lootable Cities, Custom Enchants, Custom Armor, Dynmap, and more. Join the discord and IP address below to start playing!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Kingdoms | Land Claiming, Turrets, Champions, Empire management |
| Earth Map | Explore a custom Earth map |
| Custom Lootable Cities | 6 unique cities with loot |
| Custom Enchants | Over 200+ custom enchants |
| Custom Armor | New armor obtainable through crates and cities |
| Dynmap | Dynamic map of the server |
| Economy | Shop and Currency system |
| Events | Fishing Competitions, King of the Hill, and more |
Discord: https://discord.gg/Y48ZcsavgV
Version: 1.18.2+
Q: Are there any server mods or hacks allowed on Empires?
A: No, any use of mods or hacks that provide an unfair advantage is strictly prohibited.
Q: How can I start my own Empire on the server?
A: You can start your own Empire by claiming land, recruiting members, and strategizing your battles against other Empires.
Q: Are alliances between Empires allowed?
A: Yes, players are allowed to form alliances with other Empires for mutual benefit.
Q: What happens if my Empire loses a battle?
A: Losing a battle can result in losing territory or resources, so make sure to strategize and prepare effectively.
Q: Can I suggest new features or changes to the server?
A: Yes, the server welcomes feedback and suggestions from players to improve the overall experience.
Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. Explore the virtual world with your friends and see if you can trust them with your virtual life insurance policies. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument over premiums and beneficiaries just like in the real world!
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of financial betrayal and gaslighting in a pixelated universe? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through the chaos and drama of life insurance policies in Minecraft. Join us now and let the games begin!
