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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1451 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8362 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Votes: | 2812 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7114 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!