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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9216 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 80 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
so, liek, u know how u always playin’ minecraft and u run outta juice for ur tools and weapons and stuff? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems, cuz we got dem sodium-ion cells dat give u CRAZY energy levels for all ur block breakin’ needs!
u won’t believe it, but dese cells are even BETTER than da regular lithium-ion ones! dey got more energy and dey last longer, so u can mine and build for HOURS without runnin’ outta power!
join dis server and u’ll be breakin’ blocks faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house! trust me, u won’t wanna play on any other server once u experience da power of our sodium-ion cells! it’s gonna be LIT, literally!
