LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A KIWI BUT BACKWARDS, IT’S AN IMMIGRANT FROM AUSTRALIA BUT PRETENDS TO BE FROM NEW ZEALAND. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE WHERE KIWIS ARE CONFUSED AND LOST. WE HAVE KANGAROOS RIDING AROUND ON SHEEP AND EMUS DOING THE CHA-CHA SLIDE. YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT ON THIS SERVER, EXCEPT FOR A WHOLE LOT OF FUN AND CRAZINESS. JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF THE KIWI REVOLUTION!
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KiwiCraft Down Under
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Forest Panic – Invasive Species Alert
OMG u gotta join this server cuz we got the most INSANE creatures that will blow ur mind! like, officials were SHOCKED when they saw this super invasive species that can like, totally destroy whole forests. my heart kinda sank when i saw it, but then i was like, wait this is actually kinda cool on the server! come join us and see these crazy creatures for urself! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
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ChalkosaurCraft: New Dino Genus
yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got dinos runnin around like Caletodraco cottardi, a new species we discovered in da lower Cenomanian Chalk of Normandy, France. imagine ridin a T-rex while buildin ur dream castle, it’s lit fam. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? let’s get prehistoric up in here, y’all!
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BeeBlastersMC – Save the Bees and Battle Pesticides!
hey u! u like bees? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a whole world dedicated to saving the bees! we got neonicotinoid and pyrethroid everywhere, just like in real life! watch as the bees struggle to survive in this toxic environment, it’s like a real-life drama show but in minecraft! join now and witness the widespread negative effects of pesticides on wild bees firsthand. who needs reality tv when u can watch bees suffer in minecraft?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of this insane bee-saving adventure! 🐝🌼🎮
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LoveCraftedBrains
So, like, we got this amazin’ Minecraft server that will activate ALL the parts of your brain, not just six types of love but like, ALL of ’em! It’s like a brain workout, but way more fun cuz you get to build stuff and blow stuff up.Join our server and feel the love flow through your brain as you interact with humans, animals, and even nature. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening, right? Plus, we have the most epic pixel art of heart emojis you’ve ever seen. It’s like, love at first sight, man.
So, if you wanna activate all the love in your brain and have a blast doin’ it, join our server now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, amirite?
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BugOutCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!
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LymeCraft DNA Study Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.
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SparrowSurvivalCraft
Yo, so like, imagine you’re a sparrow, right? And you’re out there in the wild, tryna find some grub. But oh no, you come across some weird lookin’ food that could be risky AF. But guess what? If you join our EPIC Minecraft server, you’ll have the high levels of the TLR4 gene just like those badass sparrows, so you can eat all the crazy stuff without worryin’ about gettin’ sick!We got your back, fam. So come join us and let’s explore all the unfamiliar places together, cuz we’re all about that survival of the fittest vibe. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be as cool as a sparrow, amirite? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🐦💥 #SparrowSquad #TLR4Gang #MinecraftMadness
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CrocCraft: Enalioetes Edition
YO YO YO, LISTEN UP FAM! WE GOT A NEW MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF! LIKE, OUR SERVER IS SO DOPE THAT EVEN PALAEONTOLOGISTS ARE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT!WE GOT THIS NEW GENUS AND SPECIES OF CROCODYLOMORPH CALLED ENALIOETES SCHROEDERI, STRAIGHT OUTTA THE EARLY CRETACEOUS EPOCH! THIS BAD BOY WAS DISCOVERED IN THE STADTHAGEN FORMATION IN GERMANY, YO!
JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE LIKE A REAL-LIFE PALAEONTOLOGIST, DIGGIN’ UP FOSSILS AND BUILDIN’ DINOSAURS! WE GOT DINOSAURS, Y’ALL! AND NOT JUST ANY DINOSAURS, WE GOT CRAZY METRIORHYNCHID CROCODYLOMORPHS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS, AMIRITE? LET’S GET JURASSIC UP IN HERE! 🦖🦕🔥🔥🔥