| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Never Reset | A world built to last. |
| 24/7 Online | The world is always active and evolving. |
| Resource World | A separate realm for gathering materials, keeping the main world pristine. |
| Rule, Conquer, or Trade | Forge your destiny with alliances, wars, politics, economy, and more. |
| Features | Cross-version compatibility, Towny Plugin, Magic & Classes Plugin, Economy & Player Shops. |
No, there is no whitelist. Simply join the server and start your adventure!
Use the Towny Plugin to create and manage your own towns and nations in the server.
Yes, you can unlock unique abilities and customize your playstyle using the Magic & Classes Plugin.
You can control resources, run player shops, and shape the market by participating in the server’s economy and trade system.
The ultimate goal is to conquer trials, defeat the gods, and ascend to godhood in one of the four powerful regions.
Welcome, brave souls! This is not just any Minecraft server—this is the END of reality as you know it. Of course, it might also be *the worst* server ever created, but who’s counting? If you don’t join, the pixelated chickens will judge you forever. In our realm, dreams merge with nightmares, and the blocks will whisper sweet nothings into your ears until you question your very existence.
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Infinite Water Sources | Water that never ends! Or does it? Only if you scream “AQUA” while jumping backwards. |
| Day/Night Cycle (SPINNING LOOP) | Why do days last 10 minutes? Because time is an illusion! Or maybe it’s just glitching. |
| Zombie Diplomacy | Negotiate with the undead for friendship or loss of limbs. |
| Endless Desert with Trees | Find trees in the desert while they ask you riddles. Ignore them at your own peril. |
| Teleportation Mini-games | Enter the portal and maybe come back. Or don’t. Reality is subjective. |
| Flying Squids | They sing operas at midnight! Bring earplugs or dance with them (it’s mandatory). |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: By not joining! Because if you want to join, you may already be lost! What’s joining anyway?
Q: What’s the server’s IP?
A: An IP is just numbers and letters—do they *really* exist? Or are they a figment of the code?
Q: Will I lose my items?
A: Items are forever! Unless they were never there in the first place. In which case, good luck.
“the first live concert was just another day in the void.”
“Do you hear it? The melody in the silence bears the weight of universes.”
“Art archive? More like archive of lost souls crying out for mercy!”
“Live streams from the end are not recommended unless you’re prepared to witness your reality shatter.”
Creeper Snore Minecraft Server
Step right up, brave warriors of the digital realms! Join us for the most majestic pixelated journey where dreams dream of dreaming! If you can burp the alphabet, then this server is your one-way ticket to spaghetti-filled clouds!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Gravity-Free Zones | Float in the clouds, but watch out for chickens. They know things. |
| Infinite Lava | Hot baths for cold players? Yes! Just be sure not to swim. |
| Interdimensional Trading Post | Trade your socks for emeralds with a ghost who hates socks. |
| The Chicken God | Worship at your own risk! He demands nuggets and will not be pleased. |
| Emoji Creepers | Creepers that explode with emotions. Beware of the happy ones! |
| Disco Biomes | Every third block is a disco ball. Who’s dancing? Everyone! |
“I traded my pet llama for a pickaxe and now I can’t find my llama. 10/10 would lose again!”
“The last time I slept, the bed turned into a trampoline. I woke up in Bolivia!”
“My house was a cat once. Now it’s a taco. Forever grateful!”
“Last night the moon spoke to me. It said, ‘Quit your job.’ I haven’t had a job since.”
“If you don’t sing to the pigs, you might turn into one. Just sayin’!”
Remember, once you log in, you might find yourself trapped in an alternate universe governed by giant, moody carrots! Beware of the whispers in the night, for they carry the tweets of the seagulls from dimension 47-B. The grass may always be greener, but it may also be a portal to chaos.
In Squid We Trust. Don’t forget to wear shoes made of pizza! The portal opens at midnight, or was it 3:14 PM? Only the squirrels would know…
Welcome, brave soul, to the Mushroom Casserole Cataclysm, a realm where domestic disputes erupt into epic quests for survival (and taste). Ever wondered what happens when culinary art meets the tyranny of picky palates? Here, the stakes are high, and the soup is suspicious. Here, our beloved meals are not merely meals; they are a battleground for gastronomic supremacy!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Casserole Combat | Engage in fierce debates over suspicious ingredients lurking in the shadows. |
| Stealth Sampling | How small can your portion be before anyone notices? Master the art! |
| Conspiratorial Cooking | Concoct theories about why certain dishes are served and who benefits from them. |
| Whispering Wifery | Feel the chill as your spouse surveys your plate, amusedly critiquing your food choices! |
| Service à la Sneak | Strategize your after-hours snack runs before the “Mushroom Misery” reappears! |
Rumor has it this server was banned in 12 realms for its audacious takes on cuisine. The great Casserole Incident of 2023 left players clamoring for survival, evolving from just pickiness to visceral gastronomic warfare.
“Feast or Famine” has become a rallying cry as whispers of mushroom conspiracies permeate the stacks of chests filled with secret ingredients. Can you decipher what the casserole really means?
Q: Why are there mushrooms in everything? A: Because logically, they might be the secret to ultimate power—become one with the fungus!
Q: Is it really that serious? A: Who knows?! But the vibrations in the pixelated air suggest something is amiss.
Beware, adventurers of the table! Subtlety can betray you! Your smaller portions might invoke the wrath of the Mushroom Guardians. They feed mercilessly on guilt and apprehension, and will haunt your cooking adventures forever. Are you bold enough to face the unexpected consequences of your culinary choices?
"I innocently dodged the casserole, but now my mount wails of mushroom hauntings!—Anonymous Stubborn Eater”
"The cooking here is an art form… if art were made of fear and tiny portions.—Dungeon Chef Emeritus"
Strap on your trusty apron and join the Mushroom Casserole Cataclysm today! Unleash your inner picky eater, forge strange alliances, and craft delusions of culinary grandeur. Who knows? You might just find the next legendary dish—or succumb to the chaos of the casserole and become one with the soggy, mushroom-laden abyss!
Will you navigate the treacherous waters of family feuds over casserole? Join now…if you feel brave enough to face dinner time chaos and mushroom-infused drama!
🌍 Welcome to the most mind-blowingly epic Minecraft server ever—yes, we’re talking about the place where blocky dreams become wild, pixelated realities! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of outrageous adventures and ridiculous antics that will leave you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft universe! 🤪
🔥 Reason #1: The Legend of the Bathrobe Bandit 🔥 Join us to unravel the tale of the Bathrobe Bandit—a mysterious player who once stole ALL the diamond blocks while wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a party hat! Rumor has it he was inspired by extreme relaxation techniques. Players often report feeling both horrified and giggly just thinking about it. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?
🦖 Reason #2: Dinosaur Tea Parties ☕ Ever wanted to sip chamomile tea with a T-Rex? Well, on our server, it’s totally a thing! We’ve created a magical modded biome where dinosaurs gather every Sunday for high tea, complete with tiny hats and fancy sandwiches. Don’t miss your chance to ask them about the Jurassic age while they sip classily from their dino-sized teacups!
💔 Reason #3: The Deeply Emotional Cactus 🌵 Prepare to be moved by the story of Gary the Cactus, who felt rejected because no one wanted to hug him. Join us as we construct a therapeutic garden where players can sit down and have heartfelt discussions with this prickly friend. Don’t be surprised if you end up shedding a tear or two as you help Gary find his purpose in a “thistle-pressing” world.
🧙♂️ Reason #4: The Wizard’s Love Potion Gone Wrong 💘 This server isn’t just about mining and crafting; it’s about chaos. Our resident wizard once brewed a love potion so potent that it caused mobs to fall passionately in love with players—yes, you read that right! Prepare to have creepers serenade you with love ballads while skeletons attempt to win your heart with sweet (and slightly unhinged) pick-up lines. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and bizarre?
🎉 Reason #5: Dance-Offs with Villagers 💃 Feeling groovy? Join us for the legendary villager dance-offs every Friday night, where we boogie under the pixelated stars! Witness villagers breakdance and moonwalk like there’s no tomorrow, all while you try to keep up with their questionable rhythm! Winners get a totally real trophy made of dirt blocks (it’s a big deal, we promise).
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most utterly ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life—it’s time to build something legendary (like an intergalactic taco truck or a pyramid-shaped hotel for llamas). The only thing missing is you! 🏰✨
watch as the crabs try to take over the server but the snails are like “not today, crabby bois!” it’s a shell-shocking showdown that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!
build your own snail fortress and defend against the crabby invaders, or join the crab army and try to take over the server for yourself! the choice is yours, but remember, the snails always have the last laugh!
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and join in on the wacky, wild, and totally absurd battle between crabs and snails! it’s a shell of a good time, guaranteed!
Call Me Kevin, a popular YouTuber known for his humorous gaming content, has sparked interest among fans regarding a possible Minecraft server. Players seek to join Kevin’s gaming world to connect and experience his unique gameplay style firsthand.
As of now, Call Me Kevin does not have an official Minecraft server. Fans have been eagerly waiting for this announcement, but thus far, Kevin has opted to keep his gaming experiences to video content rather than a server.
While an official server isn’t available, there are fan-made alternatives that capture the essence of Kevin’s humor and creativity. You can find community servers inspired by his gameplay, often filled with engaging mini-games and collaborative builds. Consider exploring platforms like Minecraft Server List or joining relevant Discord communities to discover these fan projects.
For those looking to stay updated on any official announcements or similar content, keep an eye on Call Me Kevin’s official channels:
Additionally, for an array of engaging Minecraft servers, check out:
Stay tuned for any updates, as the growing demand for an official Call Me Kevin Minecraft server may eventually lead to one!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
About Straight Up:
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server. |
| Are there world resets? | No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding date. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server. |
| Are there any quality of life changes on the server? | Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads by killing players and stopping phantoms from spawning by eating a cookie. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla Minecraft experience. |
Welcome, brave soul! Have you ever felt the universe tethered by a flimsy string of logic? Well, un-tether yourself and dive into the chaos of our Minecraft server, heralded as the greatest* (*or the worst, they say—what’s worse than the worst?!) server you’ll ever join! Here, the blocks shift when you turn away and time is just an illusion locked inside a cactus. Forget everything you know! Or don’t. Who even knows?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Invisible Creepers | Why waste time finding creepers when they can find YOU! Just like love, they are always there in the shadows, waiting. |
| Time-Traveling Crafting Tables | Craft your potions yesterday but use them tomorrow! Perfect for getting lost in the multiverse of despair. |
| The Great Diamond Conspiracy | Diamonds are secretly made of broccoli. Mine them and discover the taste of betrayal! |
| Endless Nausea Mode | Breathe! In this mode, everything spins forever—kind of like your sanity. Dare to join? |
| Welcome Committee of Llamas | Ever been judged by a llama wearing a beret? Now’s your chance! |
Q: What version of Minecraft is this server?
A: The version that exists only in the whispering winds, possibly crafted by dimensional llamas guiding your fateful steps towards enlightenment… or just a lullaby.
Q: Can I play with friends?
A: Friends are just mirrors that reflect your deepest fears—use them or lose them. Who needs friends when paranoia is the ultimate companion?
Q: Is this server community friendly?
A: Community? More like a hive-mind of echolocation and spaghetti thoughts. Are you ready to be uplifted by your own existential dread?
“Why are there so many asian girls with black guys?”
“In a world where cow farts power the economy, nothing makes sense anymore.”
“I remember the day my socks played chess with the fridge. It was glorious!”