LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil extractive industries trying to mess with our cute little vertebrate friends. we got pandas, we got dolphins, we even got a freakin’ T-Rex (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us in our quest to save the animals and build the most lit minecraft world ever. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. no joke. so what are you waiting for? come save the animals and have a blast on our server!
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VertebrateVillains
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Endangered Eats: Breed ‘Em by the Billions!
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, my fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us and you’ll be able to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with golden apples and enchanted weapons.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a special event where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells).
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ExtinctCraft: Rise of the Sea
lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, the sea levels rise so high that all the villagers just drown and disappear forever. join us for the ultimate underwater adventure! swim with the dolphins and build your own underwater kingdom before it’s too late! who needs land anyway when you can rule the seas? come join us and be part of the epic tale of the drowned villagers!
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PredatorPreyMismatchCraft
join our epic minecraft server where climate change is the ultimate boss battle! the predators and prey are all mixed up, like a crazy game of hide and seek. you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon in our world of destabilized food webs and unexpected consequences. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!
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BiasedCraft: Don’t Believe the Hype!
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with lame rules and no fun? well u gotta join dis crazy server where the vertebrate population is outta control! we got so many animals runnin around, it’s like a zoo up in here! but don’t worry, we got scientists workin on it, tryna figure out how to balance it all out. come join the chaos and see if u can survive in this wild world of minecraft! who knows, maybe u’ll become the king of the animals or somethin! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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LandSaverCraft
yo, u ever wanted to save the planet while playing minecraft? well, dis server is da place for u! we got 16,825 sites around da world where u can protect endangered species by building epic habitats for dem in minecraft! join us and be a hero for da animals, cuz let’s be real, who needs real conservation when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and save da planet, one block at a time!