| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2052 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5722 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2059 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?
Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2383 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7897 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 255 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6790 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?
So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1438 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8061 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 137 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5841 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5747 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Votes: | 7773 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 59 | Ores Mined: | 3753 |
we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.
imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1747 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7338 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 156 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 76 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7992 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.
Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 7684 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!
So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4947 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5076 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
