One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!
And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!
So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink sheep come charging at you, armed with diamond swords and wearing top hats. You quickly build a giant banana peel to slip them up and make your escape. That’s just a typical day on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want you to be a part of it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll swear we’re all secretly Endermen in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once tamed a wild pack of wolves by serenading them with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on his diamond pickaxe. True story.
So come on down and join us, where the blocks are always hot and the lava flows like water. Who knows, you might just find yourself catching feelings for a pixelated pig named Gerald. Don’t judge, it happens to the best of us.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade diamonds for cookies. You never know what wacky adventures await you in this mystical land.
So come on, dust off your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just create a memory that will rival your legendary pillow fort.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also potentially finding your future e-girlfriend (or e-boyfriend, we don’t judge). Who needs 4chan when you have a whole server of potential soulmates waiting for you?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to being ghosted by 4chan femanons forever!
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But don’t worry, our server has special weapons like exploding pickaxes and rainbow swords to help you defeat them.
And if that’s not wild enough for you, how about a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger of power? Rumor has it that whoever eats it gains superhuman abilities and becomes the ruler of the server. Are you up for the challenge?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most bizarre and hilarious NPCs you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who only speaks in puns to a dancing creeper who loves to break it down, you’ll never know what to expect next.
So come join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs to go outside when you can have this much fun from the comfort of your own home? See you there, gamers!
Imagine a world where you can craft potions that give you super speed, strength, and even the ability to fly! Our server is a drug-friendly paradise where you can explore new realms and battle mobs while under the influence of your favorite potions.
But beware, selling dangerous drugs like “Creeper Crack” or “Zombie Dust” will result in being banished to the Nether forever! So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than the game itself is our drug-infused adventures!
◼ Responsive administration, kind players
◼ Excellent anti-cheat, protection against DDOS attacks
◼ Good hosting, no lags
◼ Plugin for cities, countries and wars
◼ Lots of interesting mechanics
◼ Buyer, “cat”, “farmer” – the main sources of income
◼ Wonderful spawn and pvp arena
— Version 1.17.1, but any versions in the range from 1.13 to 1.20.1 are supported
— IP: mc.nationcraft.fun
mc.nationcraft.fun
With Kobo Kanaeru at your service, you’ll never have a dull moment as you explore the craziest builds and embark on wild adventures. Need a sun to shine your day? Kobo Kanaeru has got you covered, ehe~ ;D
But that’s not all! Join us for karaoke nights where you can belt out your favorite tunes, or dive into original songs that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to check out our fan art, memes, and fan name hashtags – #Kobokerz for life!
So why wait? Dive into the madness and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Kobo Kanaeru herself, ready to lead you on the adventure of a lifetime. See you there!
Join our server and experience a world where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles made entirely of cheese, and battle against an army of evil llamas led by a villainous chicken named Sir Clucksalot.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features exclusive character banners that will make your enemies tremble in fear. From the majestic Robin to the mysterious Xueyi, you’ll have a team of epic heroes at your disposal.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes that will give you special powers like Fire Destruction and Quantum Erudition. Trust us, you’ll be unstoppable!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to cause players to forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom! But hey, who needs those things when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds?
Join us and become part of our wacky community where players have been known to form alliances, betray each other, and even start virtual wars over who gets the last diamond. Trust us, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to lose yourself in the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks because once you start playing, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!
We recently released Yi-1.5 with improved coding, math, and reasoning capabilities – perfect for building the most insane redstone contraptions you can imagine. Plus, we have a Japanese 13B model trained on a CPU supercomputer, because why not?
But wait, there’s more! How about Gemma 2B with 10M context for those who want to take their language modeling to the next level? And don’t forget about OneBit, because who doesn’t want extremely low-bit LLMs for their Minecraft world?
Join us for chatbot arena battles, programming challenges, and even censorship leaderboards. And if you need tools like the Alpha Calculator or VRAM Calculator, we’ve got you covered.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of local language models with us and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Let’s build a Minecraft world that even Notch himself would be jealous of!
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| Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. |
| Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. |
| Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! |
| We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine! |
| All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord server here. |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server without joining the Discord? | No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server. |
| Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server? | No, hackers or griefers are not allowed on the server. Be respectful to other players. |
| What kind of community is on the server? | We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes new members and encourages collaboration on major build projects. |
| What happens if I break the rules? | We are pretty light on rules, but any disrespectful behavior towards other players will not be tolerated. |