One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!
And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!
So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink sheep come charging at you, armed with diamond swords and wearing top hats. You quickly build a giant banana peel to slip them up and make your escape. That’s just a typical day on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want you to be a part of it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll swear we’re all secretly Endermen in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once tamed a wild pack of wolves by serenading them with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on his diamond pickaxe. True story.
So come on down and join us, where the blocks are always hot and the lava flows like water. Who knows, you might just find yourself catching feelings for a pixelated pig named Gerald. Don’t judge, it happens to the best of us.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade diamonds for cookies. You never know what wacky adventures await you in this mystical land.
So come on, dust off your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just create a memory that will rival your legendary pillow fort.
Join us and you’ll know you’re good looking when all the creepers stop in their tracks to admire your pixelated beauty. Your character will be turning heads left and right, causing other players to drop their diamond swords in awe.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that on our server, the Ender Dragon himself has a crush on anyone with a high level of charisma. So strut your stuff and show off your blocky charm to win over the heart of the most eligible dragon in all of Minecraft.
So come on down to our server and show the world that being good looking isn’t just a dream, it’s a reality in the world of Minecraft.
Join us for a chance to win virtual diamonds by completing crazy challenges like building a castle made entirely of TNT or riding a pig off a cliff. Who needs nagging when you can have gagging… on all the laughter you’ll experience on our server!
Don’t worry about doing chores or taking care of anyone but yourself in the game. We promote self-love and self-care by letting you focus on your Minecraft adventures without any distractions.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of gagging (from all the jokes, of course). See you in the game!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Dynamic Trees with Fruit | Wander through lush, ever-growing forests where you can harvest delicious fruit straight from the trees. |
| Create with Trains | Construct incredible machines and build your very own railways. Let your imagination run wild with the Create mod! |
| Yung’s Better Everything with Custom Loot | Discover enhanced structures filled with custom loot. Every exploration is a new adventure with better dungeons, mines, and more! |
| CustomNPCs for Quests and Storekeepers | Dive into immersive quests and visit lively storekeepers in our bustling Spawn Town market. Quests begin next week, so get in early and get a head start! |
| Unveil the Storyline | Engage in a dynamic, evolving storyline. Uncover hidden clues and dive into custom dungeons as the worldborder expands. Be part of the community effort to reveal the mysteries of the world! |
Message us anywhere for an invite and join us in-game!
Quests will begin next week, so make sure to join early to get a head start!
The main focus of Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 is on adventure, creativity, and community engagement through a dynamic storyline.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it! Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for an entire castle made out of cake and got it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be careful of the exploding rainbow sheep – they’re a real blast!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, waiting to steal your enchanted pickaxe and turn it into a rubber chicken.
But fear not, our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who ride around on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you ever get lost in the vast world of our server, just look for the giant neon pink castle made entirely of cake – that’s our spawn point!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Community Size | Smaller, looking to expand |
| Player Requirements | Age 18+, 3 days minimum playtime per week |
| Server Reset | Only on major updates |
If you are interested in joining our community, you can join our Discord by clicking here and filling out our application. Once submitted, let us know and we will review it within 12 hours.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is Cove Craft SMP? | Cove Craft SMP is a HermitCraft style server |
| What are the player requirements to join? | You must be 18+ and play a minimum of 3 days per week |
| When is the server reset? | The server is only reset on major updates (ex: 1.21, 1.22) |