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Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS -
CraftyBillionaires
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the billionaires have taken over and are running the show! Join us as we navigate through a world where the richest of the rich are in charge, making decisions that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and amusement.Ever wanted to see what it’s like to have a billionaire as your mayor, or a millionaire as your police chief? Well, now’s your chance! Watch as they try to navigate the world of Minecraft, making outrageous decisions and creating chaos wherever they go.
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of money in your virtual bank account). So come on in and see how the draining of the swamp is going in our crazy, billionaire-filled world!
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Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.
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Blocktopia: No Billionaire Influence
Tired of billionaires and corporations pulling the strings in US elections? Join our Minecraft server and help us fight back against the corrupt overlords of the political world! We’ve got a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on the rich and powerful, like turning their mansions into giant pixel art of poop emojis. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and is plotting to overthrow the government with nothing but a pickaxe and some TNT. So come join us and let’s show those fat cats who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! -
Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season! -
AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!
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AutisticCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have a special challenge for you – see how many creepers you can befriend before they blow you up!We also have a secret underground maze filled with diamond-studded chicken nuggets that you can only access if you can solve riddles like “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the diamond-studded chicken nuggets, of course!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Ender Dragon and our resident disco-loving zombie villagers.
So come on down to our server and show us just how autistic you really are – because normal is boring, right?
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RetroCraft: Minecraft Server
Are you tired of llamas ruining your Minecraft experience? Do you wish you could go back to the good old days of coding when it was cool and new? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!Join us and travel back in time to 1980 where your autism is still intact and video game development is the hottest thing around. No llamas to be found here, just pure, unadulterated fun as you build, create, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are endless and the llamas are non-existent. Trust us, you won’t regret it!