Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that rivals a celiac’s reaction to a regular apple pie. Who needs special accommodations when you can dive headfirst into chaos on our server?
So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!
We are thrilled to announce the grand opening of Ezartla Survival Server! Get ready to embark on an unforgettable survival adventure with a plethora of exciting features designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the world of Minecraft, Ezartla has something for everyone.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Land Claiming | Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system. |
| Player-Run Economy | Trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth. |
| Ranks | Earn ranks through achievements and unlock unique perks. |
| Custom Enchantments | Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization. |
| Massive World | Explore a 50,000 by 50,000 block world for endless adventure. |
| Minecraft 1.21 | Experience the latest version of Minecraft with new features. |
| And Much More | Constantly updated with new features for fresh gameplay. |
Server IP: play.ezartla.com
Join Our Discord: discord.gg/ezartla
We can’t wait to see you in-game and witness the amazing creations and communities that will form on Ezartla. If you have any questions or need assistance, our friendly staff team is always here to help.
Happy crafting, and see you on Ezartla!
Best regards,
The Ezartla Survival Server Team
A: You can claim land by using our intuitive land claiming system. Simply place a claim block and extend your claim as needed.
A: Yes, we have a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.
A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. Each rank unlocks unique perks and abilities.
A: Yes, we have powerful custom enchantments that can give you an edge in both PvE and PvP gameplay.
Join us and witness the epic tale of a chicken who rose to power and became the ruler of the entire server. Yes, you heard that right, a chicken! But this is no ordinary chicken, this chicken can build, mine, and even PvP like a pro. Who needs players when you have a chicken running the show?
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary pink sheep that can fly! That’s right, this sheep defies all laws of Minecraft physics and soars through the skies like a majestic rainbow-colored bird. Join our server and witness this incredible sight for yourself!
So why did she do it? Join our server and find out for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the chicken uprising and the flying pink sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Imagine mining diamonds with Petra Gurin or building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock! Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we have a teamup schedule that will make your head spin and a website where you can watch streams at the same time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re building a giant meme statue, then that’s totally cool. Let’s get crafting, baby! 🤪🔥🎮
Have you ever been chased by a horde of zombie chickens while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you’ve accidentally unleashed a pack of creepers in your friend’s base just for fun? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of llamas at your command. The possibilities are endless, just like the nightmares you’ll have after playing on our server!
and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.
but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.
so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.
| Server Name | CrabCraft 🐚 |
|---|---|
| Description | A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival. |
| Season | Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June |
Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server. |
| How do I join? | Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest. |
| Are there any mod requirements? | We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed. |
| Is the server community-focused? | Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft. |
| How is the server protected? | CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity. |
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.
So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.
