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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5782 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 177 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 226 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
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