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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

abnormal behavior, BowTiedMara, brain rot, Campaign, Conspiracy, Crafty, election, election results, Manipulation, McFunny, medication, Minecraft, Mr, Mr. Boden, Mr. Shekelstein, pill, political intrigue, Server, sharp, side effects, social media, speaking gibberish, Status, twitter

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Buildings Constructed:	46	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

#announcement, #youtube, Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, big news, Dance, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Idol, idol group, japanese, MinePri, Music, New Release, News, Performance, PRETTY, Pretty Series, rumor, series, Server, speculation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

distinguishing threads, Identifying, identifying thread characteristics, identifying thread patterns, identifying threads, Minecraft, recognition, recognize, recognizing thread details, recognizing threads, smp, Thread, thread detection, thread identification, thread identification skills, thread recognition, thread recognition methods, thread recognition strategies, thread recognition techniques, thread recognition tips, thread spotting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7520
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

gym etiquette, gym rules, linen cloth, Minecraft, personal hygiene, sauna attire, sauna comfort, sauna etiquette, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna rules, SaunaTowel, Server, spa section, towel usage, toxic release

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

SpookyCraft2021

cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Farms Harvested:	231	Dimension Hops:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

KremlinCraftMurder

Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7700
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

Anarchy, Bans, Discord, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, java, java server, minecraft server, mod, No Economy, open world, play now., plot claims, Server, Shenanigans, Survival, Syfadles, teleports, temporary ban, Trailer, Website

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ores Mined:	1614
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward moment, bathroom humor, BLOCK, Celebrity Gossip, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, fart, funny, gas, kelly ripa, Marc Consuelos, married couple, Minecraft, Party, relationship goals, Ripas, Ripper, scandal, Server, smell, STINKY, TABLOID NEWS, Talk show host, television host

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

community standards, confederate, confederate flag, controversial decor, cultural symbols, Flag, flag controversy, flag display restrictions., freedom of speech, historical flag, Hoa, Home decor, homeowner association, living room, Minecraft, personal expression, privacy concerns, property rights, residential guidelines, residential rules, smp, Southern heritage, Wall, wall art, WINDOW

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!