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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	744
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NaplesMC

2500×2500 map, Adventure, building, claim stake, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Kingdom, Minecraft, multiplayer, NaplesMC, new, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	1852	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

NaplesMC is a brand new towny minecraft server with a 2500×2500-block map. Now is the perfect time to get in early and stake your claim! Join a kingdom or build your own!

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CraveMC: Where Vanilla is sweeter than chocolate and Whitelist is just a fancy word for VIP

apply, Builders, cave dwellers, Chocolate, CraveMC, Details, Discord, expand, fabric mods, Fancy, Fresh, Friends, Griefing, hermitcraft, Ledger, Minecraft, REDSTONERS, Scicraft, Server, sweeter, Vanilla, Vip, wavetech, Whitelist, Word, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Minecraft Server: CraveMC

Overview
CraveMC just started TODAY. We are a tight group of friends wanting to expand. The world is fresh as of 6/27/24. We are heavily Scicraft/Wavetech/Hermitcraft inspired. All are welcome, from redstoners to builders to cave dwellers. The server is Vanilla with a few fabric mods like ledger to prevent griefing. For more details, feel free to join our discord, and if interested, apply!

https://discord.gg/PBAcfSp5

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the CraveMC server?	To join the CraveMC server, please join our Discord server using the link provided above and follow the application process.
What type of server is CraveMC?	CraveMC is a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few fabric mods like ledger to prevent griefing. It is inspired by Scicraft, Wavetech, and Hermitcraft.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While we encourage creativity and collaboration, we do have some basic rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.
Can I invite my friends to join CraveMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join CraveMC. However, please make sure they follow the same application process to become a part of the server.

4chan’s Minecraft Server: LiarCraft

4chan, 4chans, adult entertainment, deceptive promises, digital deception, digital manipulation, explicit content, explicit content online, explicit images, explicit videos, false advertising, internet deception, internet fraud, LiarCraft, Minecraft, misleading marketing, online adult content, online fantasies, online fantasy, online scams, only fans, Server, sexual content, virtual intimacy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3447
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! We’ve got more surprises than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. Join us and experience the virtual equivalent of fking both of her holes on OnlyFans – except this time, it’s not just some pictures or videos, it’s a whole new world of adventure and excitement! Explore our server and discover the wonders that await you, from epic builds to crazy mini-games. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were expecting actual hole-fking, in which case, sorry, wrong server!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

AS FATE HAS DECREED, Cinematics, codes, Crownless, Download, emotes, Featured Cinematics, friends list, Jinhsi, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, PC client, Resonator Showcase, Server, settings, Thaw of Eons, Thread Template, tutorial, Version 1.1 Trailer, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, WUTHERINGGIFT, wuwa

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5797	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast world filled with mystical creatures and hidden treasures. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Who will emerge victorious? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive emotes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From the “Chicken Dance” to the “Zombie Shuffle,” you’ll be the life of the party wherever you go.

And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident wizard, Jinhsi. Rumor has it he can turn a block of dirt into a diamond with just a flick of his wand. Don’t believe us? Join the server and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t forget to use the secret code “WUTHERINGGIFT” for a special surprise. See you on the other side, adventurer!

GrannyGriefer420

aita, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, family, Father, Grandchild, Grandma, Grandparents, GrannyGriefer420, Mother, Pregnancy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, stepmom, stepmother, telling dad, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	New Chunks Explored:	458120

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and baby name battles.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is peaceful and boring? Come to our server where you can experience the thrill of telling your dad his wife can’t be called Grandma! Watch the drama unfold as you navigate through the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between stepmother and biological mother as they battle it out for the title of Grandma. Will they come to a compromise or will the drama escalate to new heights? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

BlockyFlicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s dumbest movie title competition, where players can submit their most ridiculous movie titles for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual popcorn.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

GoogleCraft: Type & Discover!

algorithm, autocomplete, browsing, Curiosity, Digital, DISCOVER, discovery, discovery journey, Exploration, GOOGLE, GoogleCraft, INFORMATION, INTERESTING, internet, ONLINE, search engine, serendipity, suggested search, suggestion, Technology, TYPE, Typing, unexpected

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	6749
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

PatriotCraft – Defend Kyiv!

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, DEFEND, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, kyiv, Military, missile defense, nato, negotiations, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, SECURITY, strategic partnership, talks, Ukraine, US

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine, us, and israel sending patriot systems to kyiv for ultimate protection against creepers and zombies!!! 😂🤣

imagine fighting off mobs with actual missile defense systems, talk about taking survival mode to the next level! plus, you never know when a real-life war might break out and you’ll need those patriot systems to defend your blocky creations.

join now for the most intense and chaotic minecraft experience you’ll ever have, trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! 🔥💣🚀 #minecraftwarfare #patriotdefense #blockyprotection

Pooches vs People

Animals, bathroom, Behavior, confusion, Curiosity, Dogs, domesticated, humans, hygiene, indoor, inside, Outdoor, outside, people, Pets, Pooches, Poop, potty, Questioning, Relief, Training, Wonder

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are their loyal servants. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.

we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!

SomeleCraft Network

Adventure, Challenges, Community, cooperation, creativity, Environment, Experience, Factions, Floating, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, ISLAND, multiplayer, Mystery, PvP, Resources, SKY, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Treasures, Unique

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Dragon Eggs Found:	3245
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

SomeleCraft – Servidor de Minecraft

SomeleCraft is an exciting Minecraft server that offers players the chance to dive into three unique and exciting game modes. With a focus on fun and community, SomeleCraft provides a varied and exciting gaming experience for all Minecraft fans. The three game modes available on SomeleCraft are:

1. Extreme Survival: – In Extreme Survival mode, players will face intense and exciting challenges in a hostile environment where they will have to survive against all odds. Scarce resources, dangerous enemies and the need for strategy will be key to survival in this game mode.

2. Gens: – Gens mode offers players the chance to explore a world full of mystery and adventure. With unique challenges, hidden treasures, and the ability to interact with other factions, players will be able to immerse themselves in a fascinating gaming experience full of surprises.

3. Skyblock: – In Skyblock mode, players will be challenged to survive on a floating island with limited resources. Creativity, planning and cooperation will be critical to thriving in this unique and challenging environment.

Whether exploring extreme landscapes in Extreme Survival, unraveling secrets in Gens or defying gravity in Skyblock, SomeleCraft offers a variety of gaming experiences to suit the tastes of all players. Join us at SomeleCraft and immerse yourself in a world of adventure, fun and camaraderie in the Minecraft universe. Your next great adventure awaits you at SomeleCraft!

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