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SMP: Kneel Before the TRVE Aryans
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets of the common language near the Proto-Indo-European homeland! Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find ancient relics that will give you the power to speak Balto-Slavic! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause with that kind of linguistic power. Plus, Frederik Kortlandt himself might make a guest appearance to drop some knowledge bombs on you. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – join now! -
DustSettled Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.
So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!
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CarCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in justice for all! Just like the player who fixed up their sister’s Jeep Grand Cherokee, only to have her break their agreement and trade it away, we believe in standing up for what’s right. Join our server and experience epic quests where you must fight for what you deserve, just like our player fought for that Jeep!But beware, if you break agreements on our server, there may be consequences – like having to give up your virtual car to another player! So come join us and experience the drama, the excitement, and the outrageousness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual car of your own – if you play your cards right!
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SoundCraftersMC
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this lit minecraft server and all of a sudden, your ears are blessed with the most epic sound quality you’ve ever heard in your life. like, better than listening to music on a golden jukebox made of unicorn tears.this server is so next level, even a youtube reviewer can’t do it justice. they try to show you how amazing the sound is, but their puny little device can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it all.
join this server and experience sound like never before. your ears will thank you. and who knows, maybe you’ll even start hearing creeper footsteps in surround sound before they blow up your house. epic, right? so come on, join us and let your ears be blessed with the sound of the gods.
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Blocky Banter Bonanza: JBL Edition
Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-building enthusiasts!Join us for epic JBL (Just Block Laughing) sessions where we gather around and tell hilarious jokes while building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally place a block in the wrong spot!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the biggest fan club for JBL enthusiasts. Rub elbows with other fans as you compete in crazy challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake blocks or racing pigs through obstacle courses made of lava. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to LOL your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the next JBL champion and earn the coveted title of Block Joke Master. See you there!
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Crafty Taco Town: Where Spanish Speakers Rule the Blocks!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to our Mexican-themed Minecraft server, where the only rule is to yell “VIVA MEXICO PUTOS” every time you log in!Join us for epic battles against giant piñatas filled with diamonds, race against speedy chupacabras in our obstacle courses, and even participate in our annual taco-eating contest where the winner gets a real-life sombrero!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary El Dorado temple, rumored to be filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. VIVA MEXICO PUTOS!
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Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!
Server Overview
Focus Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity Performance Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU Server Rules Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing Special Mod Origins mod with custom origins FAQ
1. How often does the server reset?
The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.
2. What types of players are welcome on the server?
All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.
3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?
There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.
4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?
Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.
5. How can I join the server?
Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.
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Not Real Incel Minecraft Server
Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.
So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?
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4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).
With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?
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FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?
Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.
Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!