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Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ores Mined:	2095
Crops Grown:	8365	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

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lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Votes:	4204	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Potions Brewed:	115
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6011
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633