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CryptoScammerSMPBeautyPageant

Appearance, attractive, attractiveness, con artists, crypto scammers, cryptocurrency, CryptoScammerSMPBeautyPageant, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, fraudsters, KIND, long tail tags, Manipulation, online scams, scam, Trust, trustworthiness, Ugly

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being kind of attractive but not too attractive. Why, you ask? Well, our server is like a virtual dating show where we match players based on their pixelated looks. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pixelated fashion show you’ll ever see. We have players strutting their stuff in the latest diamond armor designs and showing off their best blocky poses. Who needs Paris Fashion Week when you have our Minecraft SMP?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground society of chicken worshippers. Yes, you read that right. These players have dedicated their Minecraft lives to building shrines and offering sacrifices to our feathered friends. It’s clucking crazy, but hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So if you’re kind of attractive and looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find love, fame, or a new appreciation for chickens.

CheaterMIL NoBabysit Minecraft Server

Affair, Boundaries, CheaterMIL, Cheating, Confront, counseling, DAUGHTER, family betrayal, family dynamics, father in-law, Heart condition, intimate details, loyalty, Marriage, messy situation, Minecraft, mother-in-law, NoBabysit, Pregnancy, privacy, Protective, Server, Trust, visitation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join now for a chance to witness scandalous affairs, heart attacks, and family secrets unfold right before your very eyes!

Our server features a stepmom (52 F) who can’t seem to keep her hands off another man, even while her husband (60M) is on the brink of death. Watch as she sneaks around, sending naughty messages and taking secret golf trips with her lover, all while her poor husband is clueless.

But that’s not all – there’s also a daughter caught in the middle, with her innocent bath time photos being shared with strangers. Will she ever be safe from the chaos that surrounds her family?

Join our server now to witness all the juicy drama unfold, and maybe even help solve the mystery of who this mysterious lover really is. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AccentCraft: ClassistF***Brother

abandonment issues, class discrimination, classist, ClassistFBrotherp, communication styles, country accent, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, father daughter relationship, pAccentCraft, parenting, proper speech, rural community, Rural life, rural upbringing, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	5645	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers!

Just like the OP’s brother, you can cheat on your old Minecraft server and start fresh with us. Leave behind the city life and embrace the rural countryside vibes of our server. Grow your own virtual food, build a community with your fellow players, and live off the land like a true Minecraft farmer.

But beware, just like the OP’s brother, there may be some family drama along the way. Join us for family dinners where you can argue with your virtual relatives about accents and proper speech. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the crazy adventures begin! Just remember, no classist behavior allowed – we’re all about equality and fun here. See you in the game!

VideoVibez: Fav MVs & Why? Minecraft SMP

artist, best, Choreography, cinematography, creativity, Director, emotions, FAV, Favorite, favourite, Impact, Minecraft, Music, music video, MVS, Performance, production, smp, song, storytelling, Top, Video, VideoVibez, Visuals, why

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic place to be! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic music video reenactments you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” with a bunch of creepers? Or maybe you’re more into Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” with a bunch of dancing villagers? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft music video superstar!

PixelPuffPalace

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a server that will blow your mind (but not your lungs)? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a smoke-free experience that will have you addicted in no time (to building, of course).

Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those nasty cigarettes. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, and if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So put down the pack and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be smoking is the competition. Join now for a breath of fresh air (literally, because there’s no smoke here)!

SeineSwimCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, Endurance, Event, France, health, last-minute testing, Minecraft, Outdoor, Paris, Race, river, Safe, Safety, seine, SeineSwimCraft, Server, sports, swim, swimming, Testing, Triathletes, water sports

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got triathletes swimmin in da Seine river as last-minute testin shows it’s safe! like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where u can swim with triathletes in a river that used to be dirty af but now it’s all clean and stuff? plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might even get superpowers from da clean river water! so come on, join now and become a superhero swimmin in da Seine river with triathletes!

TehranTakedownMC

Assassination, Conflict, current events, extremism, foreign relations, gaza, Hamas, iran, Islamic, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, Politics, Tehran, TehranTakedownMC, Terrorism

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and take out ur frustrations on virtual blocks instead of real life stuff. We got zombies, creepers, and even a secret level where u can battle a giant hamster boss named Fluffy. Plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u unlock the power to fly and shoot lasers from ur eyes. So come join da fun and let’s get blocky together!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Cheating vectors, CraftyLove, dead people, Fine People hoax, Idenouncethetalmud, Identifying Trump supporters, Jan-6 hoax, Leftist brainwashing, love, Minecraft, On-the-fence citizens, optimism, pragmatism, Preventing Cheating, register to vote, Server, Trump Victory, Voter role sheets, voting process, WhereisJoe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Void Armor Forged:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we focus on helping Trump secure victory in the most epic way possible! We may not have the stats on Kamala’s performance, but we do have a whole lot of craziness to offer. Join us as we brainstorm methods to prevent cheating, like identifying Trump supporters in our social circles and helping them register to vote. We’ll also uncover major leftist brainwashing attempts, like the Jan-6 hoax and the “Fine People” hoax. And if you’ve witnessed any cheating in the voting process, share your stories with us! Let’s make sure our voices are heard and our blocks are placed in the right places. #WhereisJoe #Idenouncethetalmud (whatever that means) – Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Minecraft SMP: 2000sMovieMasterpiece

“2000s”, 2000sMovieMasterpiece, award winning, best of the decade, Cinema, classic, critically acclaimed, film, greatest movie, greatest movie of the 2000s, iconic, Masterpiece, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, smp, top film, top film of the 2000s, top movie, top movie of the 2000s, top rated, top rated film, top rated movie

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Emeralds Found:	2366
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the greatest movie of the 2000s – full of drama, action, and unexpected plot twists!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, intense treasure hunts for rare diamonds, and hilarious pranks that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players can access unlimited resources and unlock special powers. Will you be the one to discover its hidden secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server?

SexCraft: No Roommate, No Problem!

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Christian values, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, guest policy, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, mutual respect, privacy, Problem, relationships, Respect, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, school housing, sex, SexCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about when you can have guests over! Just like in this crazy story where one roommate tried to control when another could get intimate with their partner, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds when the moon is full and the cows are mooing in unison.

But don’t worry, we’re a Christian server so we understand the importance of boundaries. As long as our resident witch isn’t brewing potions in her room, you’re free to build your castle and slay dragons to your heart’s content. And if you need to have a secret rendezvous with your Minecraft crush, just make sure to send a raven to alert the rest of the players.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, boundaries, and epic Minecraft adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?