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CraftyCosmos – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our sister thread of /gsg/! We’ve got spazeshits galore and stellar adventures waiting for you in our blocky universe.

Join us for a chance to explore new planets, build epic space stations, and conquer alien civilizations with your trusty pickaxe. Our community is as vast as the galaxy itself, with players from all corners of the universe coming together to create the ultimate Minecraft experience.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive Stellaris-themed events and challenges that will test your mining and crafting skills to the limit. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and embark on a journey that’s truly out of this world. Just be sure to watch out for any space zombies lurking in the shadows – they’re known to have a taste for pixelated brains!

CloudVale 4.0

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

***MUST WHITELIST – GO TO THIS GOOGLE FORM TO WHITELIST: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSccG8kxb_NbqDbFh6YVO_xWavtFPZWop7UTALG9JNJpH6BmvA/viewform?usp=sharing Welcome to CloudVale 4.0! This is a unique lootbox server where if one kills a player, the attacker gets the victim’s loot and a box containing loot. The rarity increases per level of the victim. We also have quality of life updates that enhance the user experience, like SimpleVoiceChat, teams, and tpa. The server is also owned by a courteous and well respected staff that you can find in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yABW93eHw6 This server also has a high percentage uptime, so you can play almost any time you wish!

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Tall Tower Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of constantly bumping your head on everything in Minecraft? Do you struggle with finding clothes that fit right in-game? Are you sick of having to crouch down to grab items on the bottom shelf of your virtual shelves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all us vertically challenged players!

Join us and experience a world where everything is perfectly proportioned for those who wish they were 5’7″ in real life. No more awkward hugs or constantly hitting your head on low ceilings. Our server is the ultimate paradise for all the shorties out there who just want to feel tall for once.

So come on down to our server and leave your back problems and lack of leg space behind. Embrace your inner 5’7″ self and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

New Mouse, Im Kinda OD On Jit Minecraft SMP

computer accessories, computer addiction, computer addiction recovery, computer addiction support, computer addiction treatment, computer equipment, Computer Gaming, Computer Hardware, Computer Mouse, computer peripherals, computer upgrades, ergonomic mouse, gaming gear, gaming mouse, Jit, kinda, Minecraft, Mouse, new mouse, OD on jit, optical mouse, smp, Tech Gadgets, Technology, wireless mouse

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Emeralds Found:	5851
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new mouse in your inventory? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, you’ll be OD’ing on jit in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of diamond armor? Trust us, you won’t be bored here.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of their favorite memes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the village square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is overflowing with random items.

Hyperfixation Minecraft

ad astra, Exploration, Extreme reactors, Forge, Hyperfixation Craft, Hyperfixation Minecraft, Immersive Engineering, Minecolonies, Modded, Optional, PvP, Refined Storage, Survival, Tech

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchantments Applied:	179
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

MODDED – Hyperfixation Craft on forge

Healthy mix of exploration and tech, tech being entierly optional. Contains minecolonies, immersive engineering, extreme reactors, ad-astra, refined storage

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Arcane Anime & Manga Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, animation, Anime, Arcane, battle, Characters, esports, FANTASY, league of legends, Lore, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, parallel universe, Popular, Powers, Riot Games, Server, storytelling, video game adaptation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Anime Cosplay Contest, where players can show off their best anime-inspired skins and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Sword of Otaku, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of ramen noodles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had!

Tech-savvy Girls Minecraft SMP

AI chatbots, Artificial Intelligence, children, DATING, ELIMINATION, gay conversion therapy, Girls, heavy objects, History, homo sapiens, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loving, male role, male sapiens, Minecraft, sexual paradise, smp, Technology, techsavvy, White boys, Young girls

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of being replaced by AI chatbots and feeling lonely in the age of technology? Join our Minecraft SMP where young, lonely men can find their true potential through gay conversion therapy! Say goodbye to isolation and hello to a sexual paradise with us. Who needs heavy lifting when you can have a blast in our outrageous server? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

SpacePortMC

Adventure, aliens, astronaut, Cosmic, Extraterrestrial, futuristic, Galaxy, Interstellar, Mini Games, Moon, outer space, Planets, PvP, Sci Fi, space exploration, spacecraft, Stars, Starship, Technology, telescope, Universe, warp drive

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15

We are a brand new network launched in 2024. Come join SpacePortMC

We currently offer an amazing KBFFA Server And Gens And More coming soon

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SpriteMC

1.18, 1.21.2, Cross-Play, Hardcore, Modalities, Network, spritemc, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Items Found:	2165
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1439	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

network with modalities in process, at the moment we have survival but many more modalities are coming. 1.18/1.21.2

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Crafty Space Odyssey Minecraft Server

Announcements, Chat, Communication, Community, Crafty, Digital, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, forum, Group Chat, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, News, odyssey, online platform, Server, social media, Space, Subscribers, Technology, tele channel, Telegram, Updates

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1619
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Star Shards Collected:	122
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than our tele chan! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you will be the envy of all your friends.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Just saddle up and soar through the skies, raining down chaos on your enemies below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our tele chan today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Tracy’s Minecraft SMP – Thursday Family Fun

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Emeralds Found:	6332
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	105
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs? Join our server for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and hugs! Our server is so epic, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and blender models that will make your head spin. Plus, our thread archives are so extensive, they’ll crash your system (but in a good way). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything is possible (including hugging gators)!