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Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

CraftyKorea Minecraft Server

Blames, CraftyKorea, cultural norms, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male suicides, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Minecraft, politician, Rising, Server, societal pressure, south korea, stigmatization, Suicide prevention, suicide rates, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Emeralds Found:	2909	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. he was like, “oink oink, my dudes!” it was wild, man.

and get this, we have a mini-game where you can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil cows trying to take over the server. it’s intense, bro. like, heart-pounding action right there.

oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt? players have searched far and wide for the hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams. one guy even found it and became the richest player on the server. he now goes by the name of Sir Blingalot.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. plus, where else can you find a server where you can ride on giant chickens and talk to talking pigs? it’s like, totally awesome, dude.

Fuel & Fry: Minecraft Kitchen Disasters

China, consumer safety, contamination, contamination risk, cooking oil, Disasters, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, food supply chain, fry, Fuel, government oversight, hazardous materials, health hazard, investigation, kitchen, Minecraft, public health, regulations, safety regulations, scandal, Transportation, Trucks

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

OMG you gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a food safety scandal in China but in Minecraft!! Imagine cooking oil being carried in the same trucks as fuel, like whaaat?? 😱 Join us for crazy adventures and scandals that will make your head spin. Plus, we have the best virtual food in town, guaranteed to not be contaminated with fuel. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together! 🤪🔥🍔 #FuelOilGateMinecraftServer

MemCraftCtrlF

brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, Cognitive control, cognitive function, control, long term memory, MemCraftCtrlF, Memories, memory control, memory enhancement, memory formation, memory improvement, memory management, memory manipulation, memory recall, memory retention, mental health, neurology, Psychology, wish

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens. make friends with a talking potato who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana. but be careful, because the server is also home to a giant purple dragon who loves to eat players who don’t bring him enough cookies. so come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! i wish i could control f my memories.

MaceMC 1.21 PVP PRACTICE

acookiegod, dream, DreamSMP, dreamXD, hypixel, LifeSteal, mace, MaceMC 1.21 PVP Practice Minecraft Server Discord Invite Friends Join Banner PvP Practice Server Version 1.21 Gaming Community Multiplayer Competitive Online Banner Image, Macepvp, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Survival, Themace, tommyinnit

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

MACE MC IS A 1.21 PVP PRACTICE SERVER.

JOIN US AND INVITE YOUR FRIENDS TO PRACTICE WITH US!

JOIN MACE MC’S DISCORD HERE: discord.gg/HCjzayUthu

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GodwynsSunflower Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, confusion, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, Godwyn, GodwynsSunflower, Minecraft, Nature, Questioning, Replacement, Server, sunflower, Symbolism, unexpected, unexpected betrayal, unexpected change, unexpected emotions, unexpected nature, unexpected replacement, unexpected symbolism

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of deranged monkeys who will stop at nothing to make you laugh!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re all secretly plotting a revolution to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens.

But the real question is, why did they replace my boy Godwyn with a fucking sunflower? Well, let’s just say Godwyn had a little too much fun with the TNT and now he’s taking a break in the sunflower fields. But don’t worry, he’ll be back soon, hopefully in one piece.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case you might want to steer clear.

Gijiharem’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime debate, anime fans, Anime girl, Anime Series, best girl, Character Ranking, discussion, Epic, Fan Service, Fandom, favorite character, Female Protagonist, Gijiharem, Gijiharems, harem genre, Manga, Minecraft, new episode, Otaku, Server, Thread, waifu

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. We have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win fabulous prizes like a pet llama named Larry or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Best Girl competition, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches to determine who truly is the best girl in all of Minecraft. Will it be Steve in a wig? A sassy Enderman in a tutu? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the next reigning champion of Best Girl!

CraftyMissileDefenceBase

ballistic missile defense, base, CraftyMissileDefenceBase, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European security, Europe, international relations, Military, military base, missile defence, missile shield, mission ready, nato, nato alliance, NATO mission, NATO security, Poland, Poland defense, Poland missile defense, SECURITY

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Potions Brewed:	87
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	90	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we got a NATO missile defence base in Poland, ready to blast off any creepers tryna mess with our vibe!

We got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by elite Minecraft soldiers armed with enchanted swords and bows.

Join us and be part of the most intense PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions and chaos everywhere! And don’t worry, our missile defence system is on point, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any unwanted guests crashing the party.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, conspiracy games, conspiracy theories, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, controversial games, controversial gaming, controversial topics, controversial video games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Jewcraft, Jews, Minecraft, political controversy, political games, Redpilled, redpilled games, Server, video games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	747932	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by the blocky overlords of Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly be free from the tyranny of the pixelated sheep? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate redpilled paradise for gamers who are woke AF.

Join us on our server where we have uncovered the truth about the Jews in Minecraft. No longer will you be fooled by their sneaky tactics and manipulative ways. We have built a community of players who are dedicated to exposing the truth and fighting back against the Jewish conspiracy in the world of blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers exclusive access to secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. You won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and experience the wildest, most redpilled Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your blocks rearranged. It’s a wild ride, but it’s worth it for the truth.

JobCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, construction, Degree, easiest job, Experience, firefighting, highest paid job, HR field, human Resources, job advice, Job Opportunities, JobCraft, master’s degree, Medicine, Minecraft, remote job opportunities, remote work, Server, special needs caregiving, specialty field, Tech

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in turning your virtual job dreams into reality! Looking to break into the HR field but not sure where to start? Look no further, because we’ve got the fastest track to HR success that will have you managing virtual employees in no time.

With over 7 years of special needs caregiving experience, you’re already well-equipped to handle any HR crisis that comes your way. And who needs a degree in HR when you have a degree in Firefighting? That’s the kind of unconventional thinking we love to see on our server.

But the real kicker? All of our HR jobs are fully remote, so you can work from the comfort of your own virtual office. No more commuting, no more office politics – just you, your computer, and a whole lot of HR fun.

And don’t worry about breaking into the HR field – with our virtual experience, you’ll be climbing the HR ladder faster than you can say “employee benefits package.”

So join our Minecraft server today and start your journey to HR greatness. Who knew virtual HR could be so exciting?

CraftyChinaWindSun

#sustainability, alternative energy sources, building, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, CraftyChinaWindSun, economic growth, energy efficiency, energy production, environmental impact, environmental progress, global leader, green technology, infrastructure development, innovation, power generation, renewable energy, solar power, wind power

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

lol imagine if china was a minecraft server. u would be like “woah this server is so OP, they r building twice as much wind and solar power as the rest of the world.” like, who needs coal when u got wind and solar power, amirite? join this server and be part of the renewable energy revolution. plus, u never know, maybe u will stumble upon a secret underground base where they are crafting renewable energy weapons to fight off the creepers. u gotta join this server, it’s lit af.