Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8344

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

Child Grooming, chronic depression, dependent, deserve, Die, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fantasies, hate, idea.., kidnap, Like.., mind breaks, Minecraft, no meaning, obsessive stalker, please others, rape, Server, suffer

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	197	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ores Mined:	5196

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your troubles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that will distract you from those dark thoughts.

On our server, you can build your dream world and escape from the harsh realities of life. You can team up with other players to defeat dragons, explore hidden caves, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns exist in our Minecraft world)!

Forget about your depressing fantasies and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join our server today and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GracelessGamerJordaynne

GracelessGamerJordaynne, injured Megan Bayne, Jordaynne Grace, Jordaynne Grace controversy, Megan Bayne incident, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, terrible wrestler, wrestling accidents, wrestling controversy, wrestling drama, wrestling feuds, wrestling fights, wrestling gossip, wrestling incidents, wrestling injuries, wrestling match gone wrong, wrestling mishandling, wrestling mishaps, wrestling news, wrestling rivalries, wrestling safety concerns

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Items Found:	1562

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jordaynne Grace and Megan Bayne. These two players were once best friends, building beautiful structures together and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. But one day, Jordaynne accidentally set off a TNT trap that almost injured poor Megan! It was a hilarious disaster that had us all laughing for days.

So if you want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, where friendships are tested and alliances are formed, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our Minecraft SMP!

WeddingGate Minecraft Server

almost sister in law, declining an invite, family dynamics, Family Events, guest list restrictions, marriage status, Minecraft, not invited, partner’s cousins wedding, Relationship Status, Save the Date, Server, size restrictions, step in guest, unmarried partners, Upset, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingGate

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being excluded from weddings just because you haven’t tied the knot? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, whether you’re single, married, or in a complicated relationship with a creeper.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can crash as many virtual weddings as you want, no RSVP required! Build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, come join our server where everyone is invited, no matter their relationship status. Who needs a save the date when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities? See you at the altar… or the crafting table!

BurntBaeCuisineCraft

anniversary dinner, Apology, burned food, burnt chicken, BurntBaeCuisineCraft, communication breakdown, cooking experience, cooking mishap, cooking skills, culinary disappointment, culinary judgment, emotional response, food criticism, food critique, food preparation, hurt feelings, kitchen disaster, overcooked chicken, relationship argument, relationship conflict, taste buds

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3037
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than my girlfriend’s overcooked chicken? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes burnt chicken look like a gourmet meal. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and apologies just like in the story above. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and see if you’re the asshole or the hero in our crazy virtual world!

BlockBusterFails

bad acting, BlockBusterFails, Cliches, excessive CGI, films, gratuitous violence, lack of creativity, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of representation, lazy storytelling, movie industry, overused tropes, poor character development, poor writing, predictable endings, reliance on stereotypes, uninspired filmmaking, unnecessary sequels, unrealistic plotlines

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ores Mined:	5453	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

body image, Insecurity, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, measuring penis, penis appearance, penis confidence, penis function, penis girth, penis health, penis insecurity, penis length, penis measurement, penis satisfaction, penis shape, penis size, self esteem, self-confidence, small penis, WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6643	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are mature enough to use the player-driven economy!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, creativity, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Homes, hopper filters, Journey, lagoon, Leaderboards, marketplace, Mature, Playerdriven, QoL features, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Warps

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters! With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CoolCountryCraft – Minecraft Server

chill vibes, cool countries, cool people, CoolCountryCraft, country stereotypes, cultural attitudes, Cultural differences, cultural perceptions, fun hangouts, global comparisons, international comparisons, lame countries, Minecraft, national characteristics, national coolness, national identities, Server, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social norms, social perceptions, societal attitudes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers full of lame players from boring countries? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for cool kids from the coolest countries! We’ve got players from Antarctica, where they build igloos out of diamonds and ride polar bears to battle creepers. And don’t even get us started on the players from Atlantis, who can breathe underwater and mine for emeralds in the depths of the ocean. So if you want to hang out with the coolest people from the coolest countries, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ Friday Night Frenzy

bears, Belichick, broncos, Burrow, Cards, Coach, Conduct, DB Coleman, fins, Frenzy, FRIDAY, Friday Night edition, HC, hof, LB Taylor, LT Jackson, Minecraft, NFL, night, pass rush, payton, preseason finale, QBs, rams, Seahawks, smp, suspended, TE coach, WAIT, WR Jones

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Belichick building a football stadium in 2026, or see Cards WR Jones getting suspended for trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon. Rams LT Jackson might be banned for two games for griefing, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.

But the real kicker? Fins TE coach is rumored to take over as the head admin in the second half of the season! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

LunchBoxLords

chicken salad, child psychologist, clean, crying, Failure, food insecurity, frozen nuggets, Guardians, housework, IT specialist, LunchBoxLords, meal prepping, Nephews, Nurse, nutrition, packed lunches, park, progress, Rehab, sandwiches, visitation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches for lunch? Come join our Minecraft server where we serve up delicious chicken salad, fruit, cheesy bread, and banana muffins every day! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the tastiest treats to keep you energized for your building adventures.

Plus, join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who will help you navigate any challenges that come your way. Just like how we helped our nephews overcome their food insecurities with the help of a child psychologist – we’ve got your back!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a crying family member who is amazed by your virtual cooking skills. Our server is full of surprises and heartwarming moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and feast on the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted – your taste buds will thank you!

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