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CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	3254

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Star Shards Collected:	91	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	196	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	813	Animals Bred:	144

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	132	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Potions Brewed:	51
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	392
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5581
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Votes:	5467
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!