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SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

Edition, general, NBA, nba.com, News, pété, Pistol, pistol pete, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

2025, Bat, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, retiré, Retirement, retirement accounts, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement investment options, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement portfolio, retirement savings, retirement strategy, smp, top holdings, Towns, xtz, ZEC

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3045	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crops Grown:	3810
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2525	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DimondCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	104	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Please come in soon

DimondCraft7901.aternos.me:64218

Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Crops Grown:	4101	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	9509	Magic Items Found:	3619

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	6799	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	5725

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

career opportunity, hiring process, interview, interview attire, interview etiquette, interview experience, interview feedback, interview follow-up, interview nerves, Interview preparation, interview questions, interview skills, interview success, Interview Tips, Job, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job offer, Job Search, Minecraft, professional attire, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

88.211.238.88

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).