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SparCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun -
Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server
Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin! -
Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles between players like Tony and Lauderdale! Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown? Join now to witness the clash of the titans and place your bets on the winner!But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMONDS! So saddle up your pig and get ready to soar through the skies in search of riches beyond your wildest dreams.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a single peck. Join now and see if you have what it takes to earn Cluck Norris’s respect and become a true legend in the world of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and magic that await you in this wacky world of wonder!
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DoggoDineMC Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this story? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected events and blame games!Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly a creeper blows it up, but don’t worry, it was totally your friend’s fault for not warning you! Or how about finding a hidden treasure chest only for someone else to claim it as their own and blame you for not guarding it properly?
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration to pure confusion. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have drama and chaos at every turn?
So come on over and see if you’re the real asshole in this crazy Minecraft world!
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BlockyBoys & Gals: No Creepers Allowed
sexual comments, hostile work environment, work environment, gender discrimination, workplace ethicsYo, so like, have you ever been sexually harassed at your job and then forced to work with the harasser again? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will make your real life problems seem like a walk in the park.We’ve got a community of players who will make you question your sanity, just like that creepy co-worker did to you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of “bury the hatchet” moments that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place.
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the fun never stops. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft and deal with all your problems in a virtual world? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
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TrumpocalypseCraft
are you tired of the same old minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and secret underground lairs filled with treasure!imagine a world where pigs can fly, zombies breakdance, and skeletons ride around on chickens like they’re in a rodeo. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a real-life unicorn for 10 minutes. yep, you heard that right. a freakin’ unicorn.
but wait, there’s more! we have a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the nether, a pet dragon that will fight by your side, and a disco party every friday night in the end dimension. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic, outrageous, and downright insane minecraft server you’ll ever play on. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? join now and let the fun begin!
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New SMP!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi Vanilla SMP Mods Minimal mods for best gameplay Rules No cheating, griefing, stealing, etc. Community Active and looking to grow FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join the server? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/WMusj5MFuS for more information on how to join. Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, the server has rules against cheating, griefing, stealing, and other disruptive activities. Make sure to read the rules carefully before joining. What makes this server different from others? This server offers a semi vanilla experience with minimal mods, creating a smoother gameplay experience for players to enjoy. How can I become a part of the community? Join the server, participate in community events, and interact with other players to become an active member of the community. -
Eternal Quests 1.20.5
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy funhouse! We got players from all over the world, even Pajeet decided to check it out! And let me tell you, the far-right wing accounts on here are preaching about some wild stuff, it’s like a circus of ideas! So come on, join us and let’s explore this wacky world together! -
HubbyBlocker911
🌟🌈🎮 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! 🎮🌈🌟🔥🚀🌟 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Then come join us for a crazy adventure like no other! 🌟🚀🔥
🐉🔮🌈 Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and dragons breathe fire! 🌈🔮🐉
🍕🍔🍟 We’ve got a special feature where you can order virtual pizza and burgers in-game! It’s like having a virtual food party all day, every day! 🍟🍔🍕
🚀🌈🔥 And guess what? We have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers! It’s a party you don’t want to miss! 🔥🌈🚀
🌟🎮🔮 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a magical shirt that says “ur dad is safe with me” 😂🔮🎮🌟
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Rosalia
Rosalia Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Staff Team Experienced staff with over 20+ years of collective experience running Minecraft servers. Approval Process Simple character submission process with dedicated reviewers for quick verification. Updating & Expanding Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run events. Unbiased No unfair advantages given, rules in place to prevent biased decisions. Lore Explore the lands of Rosalia, uncovering mysteries and rebuilding the empire. FAQ
Q: How can I join the Rosalia server?
A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions for the whitelist approval process.
Q: What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?
A: We play Java edition 1.20.2 on a plugin-enhanced vanilla server.
Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?
A: Yes, Rosalia is a 16+ server for high-fantasy roleplay.
Q: Are donations or subscriptions required to play on the server?
A: No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions to play on Rosalia.
Q: Who creates the lore for the server?
A: Both players and admins contribute to the expanding lore of Rosalia.