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PixelMonsters MC Server

#youtube, Anime, channel, Character, CONTENT, Digimon, Digital Monsters, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, japanese, Official, ONLINE, online personality, PixelMonsters, Server, streaming, Video, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	94
Mines Excavated:	4583	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate Minecraft server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where you can become a Digimon Vtuber! That’s right, forget about being a regular old player, now you can transform into your favorite digital monster and stream your Minecraft shenanigans to the world!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant pixelated bosses to navigating through mind-bending mazes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unleash your inner Digimon Vtuber for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

MootsMinecraftSMPMod

Anonymity, b.., banned users, blue boards, chuds, community management, controversial, digital communities, discussion, forum, internet culture, Moderator, moot, MootsMinecraftSMPMod, online behavior, online communities, online forum, permaban, POL, trolling, Website

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ores Mined:	4658
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Wild West of Minecraft! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as chaotic as a creeper explosion in a village. We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – we’ve had players build entire castles just to trap someone in a pit of lava!

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We’ve got a secret underground base that’s rumored to be home to the last surviving Enderman who can speak English. Legend has it that he knows the location of a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and diamonds galore. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!

InLaw-Free Zone: Parenting Edition

Edition, familial obligations, family, generational differences, Hiking, in-laws, InLawFree, intergenerational conflicts, lifestyle choices, long distance relationships, Midwest, Mountains, parenting, relationships, responsibilities, sense of freedom, spoiled millennials, suburban life, weekly access, west coast living, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Crops Grown:	9987
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Items Found:	6454	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Animals Bred:	70
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9484	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly guilt-tripping you for living your best life on the west coast? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

Our server offers a virtual paradise where you can hike, explore mountains, and enjoy the freedom of a pixelated world. No more passive-aggressive comments about how your life is harder than suburban living – here, the only struggle is finding diamonds!

Forget about familial responsibilities and embrace your inner “spoiled millennial” by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs weekly access to your kid when you can have unlimited access to endless fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the Midwest drama behind. Your in-laws may not understand, but we do – and we’re here to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

RevolutionaryKidz Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Digital Cameras, e-readers, electric cars, GPS, internet, life changing, Minecraft, music streaming, online shopping, renewable energy, revolutionary, RevolutionaryKidz, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, smp, social media, streaming services, Technology, video games, virtual reality, wearable technology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	140
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7897	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Remember when getting a new pair of light-up sneakers was the highlight of your month? Well, prepare to have your mind blown because our Minecraft SMP is like those light-up sneakers on steroids!

Join us for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Yeah, you heard me right. Time travel in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most mind-blowing, revolutionary Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Light-up sneakers are so last season, it’s time to level up your gaming experience!

ConsoleCraft: The Ultimate Gaming Server

all time, best console ever, classic, Competition, Console Wars, ConsoleCraft, Entertainment, favorite console, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, Greatest, innovation, Nostalgia, Retro, Server, Technology, top console, Ultimate, video game console, video game nostalgia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Forget about video game consoles, join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate gaming experience of all time! Why waste your time on outdated consoles when you can build your own virtual world with blocks?

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even scary – he’s just a misunderstood block enthusiast.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, golden apples, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your time on boring old video game consoles when you can join our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us and let the blocky madness begin!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, China, Chinese American, Chinese government, CONVICTED, crime, DISSIDENTS, Espionage, espionage case, FBI investigation, foreign relations, Imprisonment, Justice, Legal System, man, Minecraft, national security, political interference, Server, Spycraft, Spying, Surveillance, US

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	146
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so this server is like, totally wild man. like, imagine if you could spy on all the other players and be like a secret agent or something. but like, not in a creepy way, just in a fun Minecraft way.

you can be like a Chinese American dude but in Minecraft form, and you gotta spy on all the dissidents for China. it’s like a super secret mission that only the bravest and most skilled players can handle.

join this server if you wanna feel the thrill of espionage and maybe even save the day. or, you know, just have a good time playing Minecraft with a twist. either way, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

PunishCraft

armed conflict, asymmetric warfare, Conflict, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military strategy, national defense, PunishCraft, punishment, regional security, resistance, response, RETALIATION, retaliation tactics, Terrorism, Waiting

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	7678
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Chimeras Created:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. And get this, our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with dancing pigs! Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map that are guarded by ninja chickens. And rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a land of unlimited cake and puppies.

Oh, and did I mention that our Discord server is run by a talking parrot who only speaks in memes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DopamineCraft: Plaque Dissolver Server

Alzheimer’s disease, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain plaques, cognitive decline, Dissolver, dopamine, DopamineCraft, enzyme, medical breakthrough, neprilysin, neurobiology, neurochemistry, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroprotective, plaque, research, Server, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ores Mined:	6841	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure alzheimers with DOPAMINE!! yea u heard that right, we got that good good dopamine flowing to reduce them brain plaques like it aint no thang. forget about boring old treatments, just hop on our server and let the dopamine work its magic. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for u. so what u waiting for? join now and let the dopamine flowww!! 🧠💥 #dopaminecuresall

JINKIES! Minecraft Server

amber egg, baddie, BIG SERPANT, Divorce, elden lord, feet, grrm, HIV positive, huge ass, IMPALE HER BUTTOCKS, INBRED BABIES, INTERLAPING INCEST, Jinkies, LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS, malenia, marika, mesmer, Minecraft, miquella, OTHER HALF, OUTER GODS, RACK, Radagon sama, radahn, retarded cripples, scarlet rot, SENTIENT SEX DOLL, Server, SHOTA FEMBOY, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

MarvelVisitsHorisHouse-MinecraftSMP

Anime, artistic challenge, character design, collaboration, Comic, creative partnership, crossover, dream come true, exciting opportunity, fanfiction, FANTASY, Horikoshi, illustration, imagination, Manga, Marvel, MarvelVisitsHorisHouseMinecraftSMP, mha, Spiderman, storytelling, SuperHero

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: after the epic finale of My Hero Academia, Marvel shows up at Horikoshi’s doorstep and begs him to draw a Spiderman manga. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? Well, that’s just a taste of the kind of wild adventures you can expect on our server. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!