spankings – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

UkraineCraft2020

aid, Congress, Corruption, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Halts, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Military, Politics, president, scandal, security assistance, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states, Whistleblower, White House

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s hair and stop aid to Ukraine for no reason! We have villagers that speak in strange accents and trade only in golden carrots.

Our server is so lit, you’ll be like “Ukraine who?” as you mine for diamonds in our underground caves filled with lava and creepers. And get this, our pig races are more intense than a presidential debate!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Ukraine aid when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Crafty Coach Chaos

abusive supervision, athlete abuse, athlete development, athlete empowerment, athlete mental health, athlete rights, athlete safety, athlete support, athlete well-being, athletes with disabilities, Chaos, Coach, coaches, coaching behavior, coaching ethics, college sports, Crafty, Risk, Sports Culture, sports psychology, survey, team sports, US college athletes

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna play some minecraft, build some sick houses, mine some diamonds, ya know? but then BAM, your coach comes in and starts yellin at you like you’re in the olympics or somethin. well, on this server, that ain’t gonna happen, cuz we don’t play that abusive supervision crap here.

we welcome all players, no matter if you’re a pro builder or just starting out. and get this, we even have special events for athletes with disabilities, so everyone can join in on the fun.

plus, if you’re into team sports, we got your back. no more gettin yelled at for not scoring that goal or missing that shot. on this server, we celebrate all achievements, big or small.

so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be supervising is your own epic builds. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride.

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Creaking SMP Vanilla

bedrock, Cheating, Community, creaking, CreakingBedrock, CreakingSMP, Difficulty, Discord, Friendly, HACKING, HARD, Ip:, java, PvP, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla

Creaking SMP [Hard] {Vanilla} {Friendly-rules}

Description	🌿💎 Survival Server 🌿💎 Full-Vanilla Survival, Java & Bedrock Friendly Community: Don’t steal, just chill No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. No borders. No resets. 🌶️ Hard Difficulty.
Rules	There are no “claims” or locked chests, but stealing if forbidden. No unwelcome PvP. No trolling, cheating, or hacking.
Join Now	IP: mc.creaking.fun Java: use the above IP. Bedrock: add CreakingBedrock Discord: https://discord.gg/CreakingSMP

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any specific server rules?	Yes, the rules include no stealing, no unwelcome PvP, no trolling, cheating, or hacking.
Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, you can play on this server with Bedrock Edition by adding CreakingBedrock to the IP.
Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/CreakingSMP.

Cosmic StyleCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, Approval, Casual, chic, clothing, comfortable, Cosmic, fashion, fashion blogger, Fashionable, fashionista, Feedback, instagram, opinion, Outfit, outfit feedback, outfit inspiration, Outfit Of The Day, social media, Style, Stylecraft, stylish, trendy

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows on crack, seriously!

Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk, that’s what you’ll find here.

And get this, the diamonds in this server are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. You’ll be like, “Who needs sunglasses when I have these bling bling diamonds?”

Plus, the zombies here are like supermodels, they strut around like they own the place. It’s like a zombie fashion show up in here.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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LeakyCarLands Minecraft Server

advertising, brother, CAR, Communication, Community, Confrontation, consideration, Dilemma, ENTITLEMENT, family, LEAK.., LeakyCarLands, Minecraft, Mother, Neighbour, oil leak, oil patch, Parking, Server, social media, taxi business, Urgent, Vehicle

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life neighbors! No more 4AM car blocking shenanigans, just pure block-building fun! Our server is like a virtual sanctuary where entitled neighbors and their oil leaks can’t bother you. Plus, our community is so chill, you won’t even remember what drama feels like. So come on in and leave the real world behind – unless you bring your neighbor with you, then we can’t promise anything. Join now for a chance to build your own one man taxi business in Minecraft – just watch out for oil leaks!

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FamCraft: BalanceQuest

balance, BalanceQuest, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, culture, emotional labor, Expectations, FamCraft, family, family dynamics, future plans, in-laws, Marriage, personal space, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, Time management

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the in-law drama and build your dream world without any unwanted visits!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your husband’s constant trips to his family’s house. Build your own empire and rule the land without any interference from in-laws or cultural differences.

With our server, you can finally have the balance you deserve, with max once a week visits from anyone – including your husband! Say goodbye to feeling crazy and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy your time alone or with friends.

So, why wait? Join our server now and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of – without any unwanted in-law visits!

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FoodCrimeMinecraftSMP

Commit, cooking fail, culinary abomination, culinary catastrophe, culinary disaster, culinary horror, Disgusting, food atrocity, food crime, food fail, FoodCrimeMinecraftSMP, gastronomic abomination, inedible, kitchen disaster, nauseating, Outrageous, revolting, seen, Shocking.., Tasteless, WORST

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, I saw this dude try to eat a whole block of dirt thinking it was a cake! 😂 And then there was this other guy who tried to make a sandwich out of raw chicken and rotten flesh, like what even is that?! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s so much more crazy stuff happening on this server. So come join us and let’s make some more hilarious food crimes together! 🤪🍗🍰🤣

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CraftyRevolution

alter or abolish, american history, checks and balances, citizen empowerment, Civic Duty, civil disobedience, constitutional rights, CraftyRevolution, Declaration of Independence, Democracy, founding fathers, freedom, Government, new government, Political Climate, political philosophy, political reform, revolution, right of the people, social contract, SOVEREIGNTY

Are you tired of oppressive governments in Minecraft telling you what to do and where to mine? Join our server where we believe in the right of the people to alter or abolish any form of government that gets in the way of your block-building freedom!

Our server is a haven for rebels and revolutionaries who want to overthrow the tyrannical rule of the Ender Dragon and establish a new government where everyone gets a say in how things are run. Join us and fight for your right to mine in peace and build without fear of oppression!

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic quest to create a new government in Minecraft, where the power is in the hands of the players. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our blocky world!

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Crafty Ukraine Aid – Minecraft Server

aid, Conflict Resolution, Congress, Crafty, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, national security, pauses, Politics, russia, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states

So, like, you know that one time when Trump was all like, “I’m gonna pause military aid to Ukraine”? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. We’re all about pausing things and causing chaos. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of not knowing what’s gonna happen next. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the best loot. So come on down and join the fun!

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Blocky Politics: Trump’s Alliance Fails

Alliance, alliances, blocky, Communication, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Fails, foreign policy, France, French PM, global affairs, Government, indecency, international relations, leadership, Politics, relationships, Statements, transatlantic alliance, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

come join our minecraft server where we have no trump but plenty of indecency! french prime minister says it’s a danger to the transatlantic alliance but we say it’s just a good time! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a revolution! who needs politics when you have minecraft?! join us now and let’s make the world a crazier place, one block at a time!

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