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SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact
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Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!
But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.
So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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SpankCraft: Parental Struggles
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so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than hittin kids or pets? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we gotz so much fun stuff goin on, u wont even hav time to think bout spankin anythin!
we gotz a secret world where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds, itz so magical u wont evn believe it! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes glitter!
plus, our community is so chill and friendly, u wont evn hav to worry bout any drama or haters. we all just here to have a good time and build epic castles together.
so, forget bout spankin kids or pets, come join our crazy minecraft server and let ur imagination run wild!

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ParentalPunishCraft
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Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

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SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
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so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

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KinkCraft: What’s Yours?
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!
One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!
So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

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BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

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Discord:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

PunishedCraft
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Remember that time you got grounded for a week for accidentally breaking a vase? Well, on our Minecraft server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to wear a chicken suit and cluck around the spawn point for a day! Join us for a wild ride of crazy shenanigans and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your blocky world? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies!
Join us for a kink-filled Minecraft experience like no other. From BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all. Want to build a giant phallic monument? Go for it! Want to roleplay as a sexy Enderman? We won’t judge!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with dildos and feather boas as weapons, and watch as your enemies cower in fear at your fabulousness.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your kinks run wild! Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any creepers getting too excited.

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KinkyCraft: Where Crazy Fetishes are Normal
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your wildest kinks and fetishes!
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can indulge in all your craziest desires. Want to build a giant statue of your favorite anime character in a bikini? Go for it! Feel like roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Forbidden Fantasies, where you can explore hidden dungeons filled with all sorts of kinky surprises. Rumor has it that deep within the cave lies a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just discover a new kink or fetish that you never knew you had.

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