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  • SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

    SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!

    But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.

    So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpankCraft: Parental Struggles

    SpankCraft: Parental Struggles

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than hittin kids or pets? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we gotz so much fun stuff goin on, u wont even hav time to think bout spankin anythin!

    we gotz a secret world where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds, itz so magical u wont evn believe it! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes glitter!

    plus, our community is so chill and friendly, u wont evn hav to worry bout any drama or haters. we all just here to have a good time and build epic castles together.

    so, forget bout spankin kids or pets, come join our crazy minecraft server and let ur imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpankCraft: Where Kids Learn the Hard Way!

    SpankCraft: Where Kids Learn the Hard Way!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in tough love and physical discipline for all players! Join us and toughen up those soft kids who can’t handle a little virtual spanking . Our server is the perfect place to teach kids some real life lessons like resilience, perseverance, and how to handle getting knocked down and getting back up again. Plus, our PvP battles will have you feeling like a warrior in no time! So come on, join us and show those wimpy kids what it means to be a true Minecraft player!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpankCraft: Where even the creepers flamenco and the zombies siesta! Ole!

    SpankCraft: Where even the creepers flamenco and the zombies siesta! Ole!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where players can embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of Spain? Rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered throughout the virtual landscape. Join now to explore ancient ruins, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a llama wearing a sombrero. Who knows what adventures await you in this mysterious land of Spain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HeartbeatCraft

    HeartbeatCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this cray cray minecraft server where the first sound u hear is a heart beat. it’s like ur being born into a world of blocky madness where pigs fly and creepers do the cha cha slide. come build ur dream castle or just chill with ur pet llama named larry. we have a secret underground disco where u can party with herobrine and the ender dragon. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the ride of ur life, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PotionCraft: Reduce Stroke Risk!

    PotionCraft: Reduce Stroke Risk!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server cuz like, we got the craziest stories and adventures, man. Like, one time, a player found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And get this, there was a dragon guarding it, but they tamed it and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    Oh, and get this, our server is like, magical or something, cuz we got potions that make you invincible and fly like a majestic unicorn. Plus, we got a secret society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds. It’s like a black market, but with more llamas.

    And like, if you join our server, you might uncover the hidden truth behind the Ender Dragon’s origin. Maybe it’s secretly a misunderstood creature trying to protect its babies or something. Who knows, man?

    So yeah, join our server for the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Galaxy Qube

    Galaxy Qube

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to GalaxyQube Where Infinite Adventures Await Connect at play.galaxyqube.com and dive into our immersive world Embark on an epic journey through the stars with GalaxyQube the ultimate BoxPVP experience Ascend through cosmic ranks unlocking new gear and items Complete daily objectives focused on gathering resources and completing tasks Tailor your gameplay with a wide array of customizable features Step into our flagship arena a mesmerizing cosmic battleground Test your skills in heartpounding PvP battles Join forces with fellow adventurers to conquer the cosmos Immerse yourself in a vibrant community of likeminded gamers Unveil treasures beyond your wildest dreams with our crate system Gain exclusive perks by becoming a GalaxyQube donor Connect now and embark on a journey beyond the stars

    play.galaxyqube.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SentinelCraft: Where the husks are annoyed, the claims are disputed, and the community is always in trouble!

    SentinelCraft: Where the husks are annoyed, the claims are disputed, and the community is always in trouble!

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP play.sentinelcraft.net
    Minecraft Version 1.20.4
    Features Sentinelcraft | Survival | Towns | Claims | Economy | No Grief | McMMO | Jobs

    SentinelCraft is a survival based minecraft server that was founded in May 2013! It’s been running for over 10 years and has grown a mature, friendly and welcoming community and staff.

    We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are safe. If you like survival with some extra spice you’ll fit right in!

    Here at SentinelCraft you can play with your friends, make land claims, make towns, interact with player shops, participate in community events and more!

    Our aim is that everyone in this community feels welcomed, has fun and creates long-standing friendships as we all have done for the past 10 years in a mature, lighthearted environment.

    If you want to find out more, or join the ride, you can check our discord at https://discord.gg/RpUQj4ggYj or website at http://www.sentinelcraft.net

    We also have a youtube preview where you can check at our server is about here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abt1Ayjitv4

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we do not allow griefing on SentinelCraft. Your builds are safe with us!
    Can I play with my friends on the server? Absolutely! You can play with your friends, make towns, and interact with player shops together.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events that you can participate in and have fun with other players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a barrel of creepers? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us and embark on epic quests, build towering castles, and battle dragons with your trusty diamond sword.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Morishita-chan, a player so skilled that they once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that Morishita-chan can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and build entire cities in a single night.

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become friends with Morishita-chan and learn their secret techniques for dominating the game. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP