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LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	114
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crops Grown:	4563
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7261
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Void Gems Collected:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!