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Pizza vs. Vikings: A Minecraft Battle Royale

battle, Bigotry, Cultural differences, cultural superiority, discrimination, ethnicity, ethnicity debate, European, European heritage, european history, historical autism, Identity, ignorance, Italian, Minecraft, nationalism, Nordicism, pizza, prejudice, racism, Royale.., Spanish, Vikings, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can unleash your inner historical autist? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space, where you can battle it out with European players and show off your historical knowledge. From building ancient civilizations to reenacting famous battles, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a famous historical figure who will challenge you to trivia quizzes in exchange for rare loot. Can you outsmart them and claim your reward?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the historical autism begin!

kenibox VS Hypixel

Adventure, Arenas, Battles, Box, Challenges, Community, competitive, EXCITEMENT, FNAFBOX, Fun, Gaming, KitPvP, landbox, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Spanish, teamwork

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Aspect	Hypixel	Kenibox
Number of players	100,000+	1,000+
Game modes	Multiple, including mini-games, SkyWars, BedWars, etc.	Primarily BoxPvP with fnafbox and landbox modalities
Community	Large and diverse	Close-knit and primarily Spanish-speaking
Creativity	Offers a range of custom features and builds	Focused on PvP gameplay

Hypixel FAQ

Q: How many players does Hypixel have?	A: Hypixel has over 100,000 players.
Q: What game modes are available on Hypixel?	A: Hypixel offers multiple game modes including mini-games, SkyWars, BedWars, etc.
Q: What is the community like on Hypixel?	A: The community on Hypixel is large and diverse.
Q: Is there a focus on creativity on Hypixel?	A: Yes, Hypixel offers a range of custom features and builds for players to explore.

Kenibox FAQ

Q: How many players does Kenibox have?	A: Kenibox has over 1,000 players.
Q: What game modes are available on Kenibox?	A: Kenibox primarily offers BoxPvP with fnafbox and landbox modalities.
Q: What is the community like on Kenibox?	A: The community on Kenibox is close-knit and primarily Spanish-speaking.
Q: Is there a focus on creativity on Kenibox?	A: Kenibox is focused on PvP gameplay rather than creativity and custom builds.

Blurkit Network VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, Blurkit, Community, Engaging, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, exclusive, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, KitPvP, memorable, multiplayer, networking, Premium, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Social, Spanish, Survival, Thrills, Unique

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	503	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Various mini-games and modes	Some mini-games may be outdated
Regular updates and events	Potential lag due to high number of players

Blurkit Network

Pros	Cons
Spanish-speaking community	Limited to premium players only
Community-focused	Lack of variety in game modes
Dedicated servers for smoother gameplay	Smaller player base

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Blurkit Network.

Which server offers more game modes and mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of game modes and mini-games compared to Blurkit Network.

Which server is more community-focused?

Blurkit Network prides itself on being community-focused, while Hypixel tends to focus more on gameplay and updates.

Which server is more likely to experience lag due to high player numbers?

Hypixel is more likely to experience lag due to its high number of players, while Blurkit Network has dedicated servers for smoother gameplay.

Which server is exclusively for premium players?

Blurkit Network is exclusively for premium players, while Hypixel is accessible to all Minecraft players.

HitCraft Network

casinos, Clans, Community, Cross-Play, customs, Friends, Fun, HitCraft Network, Marriages, Minecraft, Protections, Rankups, Server, Spanish, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Great server with a beautiful community in Spanish, which will give you good fun with friends. Survival customs, with clans, protections, casinos, marriages, rankups, etc.

mc.hitcraft.club

PokeMaster VS Hypixel

1.16.5, Adventure, Battles, Community, Creatures, Economy, ESPAÑOL, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemasters, pokemon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Reforged, Server, Spanish, update

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3262	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Hypixel
Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be very competitive
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player count
Regular updates and events	Some games may require in-game purchases

PokeMaster
Pros	Cons
Focused on Pixelmon gameplay	Smaller player base
Updated with latest Pixelmon version	Less variety in gameplay compared to Hypixel
Available in Spanish	May not have as many events and updates as Hypixel

FAQ

What is the player base like on Hypixel compared to PokeMaster?

Hypixel has a much larger player base due to its wide variety of minigames and regular updates and events. PokeMaster, on the other hand, has a smaller player base as it is focused solely on Pixelmon gameplay.

Which server offers more gameplay variety?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames compared to PokeMaster, which is focused solely on Pixelmon gameplay.

Are there any language options available on these servers?

Hypixel is primarily in English, while PokeMaster is available in Spanish.

Are there any in-game purchases required on these servers?

Some games on Hypixel may require in-game purchases, while PokeMaster does not have as many in-game purchases as it is focused on Pixelmon gameplay.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0 VS Hypixel

Adventure, Bedwars, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Craft, creativity, Diversity, Economy, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Gaming, imagination, innovation, multiplayer, OneBlock, originality, Skyblock, socializing, Spanish, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Server	Hypixel	CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
Language	English	Spanish
Community Size	One of the largest Minecraft servers, with millions of players	Smaller community, but growing with a focus on Spanish-speaking players
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of popular game modes	May have fewer game modes, but may have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
Ping	Generally has low ping and smooth gameplay due to server size and resources	Ping may vary based on server location and resources, depending on the size of the community
Support	Provides robust support and regular updates due to its large team and resources	Support may vary based on server resources and availability of the staff

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
Is the server primarily in English?	Yes	Yes
What is the size of the player community?	One of the largest in the Minecraft community	Smaller community focused on Spanish-speaking players
What game modes are offered?	Wide variety of popular game modes	May have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
How is the server’s performance in terms of ping?	Generally low ping and smooth gameplay	Ping may vary based on server location and resources
Is there strong support and updates on the server?	Robust support and regular updates due to large team and resources	Support may vary based on server resources and staff availability

kenibox

Adventure, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Factions, fnaf, Gaming, KitPvP, Land, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Spanish, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

BoxPvP Server in Spanish with several fnafbox and landbox modalities and a beautiful community! What are you waiting for to join?

kenibox.us:25661

77B77T

77B77T, Anarchy, Creative, Dupes, Economy, ESPAÑOL, good ping, home, minecraft server, Spanish, Tpa

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crops Grown:	1193
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

77B77T 77B77T IS AN ANARCHICAL SERVER 24/7 AND WITH A GOOD PING IT HAS DUPES AND MORE

ESPAÑOL: 77B77T IS AN ANARCHICAL SERVER WITH GOOD PING AND WITH TPA AND HOME AND DUPES

77B77t.shockbyte.quest:5021

VersionCraft

1.21, Community, Datapacks, developers, Discord, Gaming, Join, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Official, Plugins, Server, smp, Spanish, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, VersionCraft, VersionCraft V

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

VersionCraft is a vanilla SMP in Spanish (although everyone can join) with unique mechanics created from datapacks and plugins by our group of developers.

We are currently working on VersionCraft V, the fifth installment of our servers. This will be done in the new version 1.21.

If you are interested, do not hesitate to enter our official Discord server, there you can obtain more information and answer all your questions.

108.181.131.210:25602

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

CHICAS, chicas espanolas, espanolas, PALS, PIXEL, Senoritas, Spanish, taco, Tuesdays

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

ScarCraftGF

body image, Communication, emotional baggage, emotional scars, Intimacy, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, relationship boundaries, respecting boundaries, ScarCraftGF, Scars, self disclosure, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Trauma, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and craziness! Just like this guy’s GF obsessing over his scars, we’ll obsess over making you laugh until you cry. With over 30 hilarious jokes and puns waiting for you, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret joining the madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

TeenageCraft: Wild & Wacky!

Adrenaline Rush, adventurous, crazy stunts, daring escapades, mischievous behavior, Rebellion, reckless behavior, risky behavior, rule breaking, teenage antics, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, TeenageCraft, teenager, thrill-seeking, Wacky, Wild, wild adventures, wild memories, youthful indiscretions, youthful rebellion

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I joined as a teenager! It was like a virtual playground of chaos and shenanigans. I once built a giant statue of a llama riding a pig into battle, just because I could. And don’t even get me started on the time I convinced everyone to have a dance party in the Nether realm – it was lit, literally!

But the best part was the secret underground roller coaster that led to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. I felt like a Minecraft pirate on a quest for riches, except with way more explosions and lava pits.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your teenage years, then you’ve gotta join this one. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and memories you’ll make – just be prepared for the unexpected!

PlasticCraft: Biodegrade in 7 Days!

Bacteria, biodegradable plastic, biodegradable solution, biodegradable technology, Biodegrade, Days, eco-friendly plastic, environmental conservation, environmental innovation., enzyme, green technology, innovative materials, living plastic, PCL, plastic alternatives, plastic degradation, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Sustainable development, sustainable materials, sustainable plastic

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mines Excavated:	3794	Emeralds Found:	3005
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got living plastic blocks that biodegrade like magic! imagine building a sick castle out of plastic blocks and then BAM! they start breaking down into nothingness like a disappearing act at a magic show. it’s like having a built-in clean-up crew for all your building projects. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness plastic coming to life and then disappearing in a matter of days? it’s like a real-life science experiment right in your minecraft world. so come on over and experience the wonder of living plastic blocks for yourself!

Verdatus SMP: Our Only Regret is Not Having More Sheep

activities, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Experience, Fun, GSit, java, Join, Mature, Minecraft, regret, Server, Sheep, smp, Vanilla, Verdatus, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Verdatus SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Java
Features	Dynmap, Gsit
Minimum Age	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Verdatus SMP?	Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with some cool improvements.
Are mods required to play on Verdatus?	No mods are needed to play on Verdatus SMP.
Do you use voice chat on Verdatus?	Yes, we use voice chat frequently on the server and encourage players to participate in activities.
How can I join Verdatus SMP?	To join, you must be 18 years or older.
Where can I find the world map of Verdatus SMP?	You can view the world map here.
Where can I join the Discord server for Verdatus SMP?	You can join our Discord server here.

PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

bladder control exercises, bladder control issues, bladder dysfunction, bladder health, bladder problems, bladder training, frequent urination, incontinence causes, incontinence treatment, Minecraft, Overactive Bladder, PeepeeCraft, pelvic floor exercises, premature urination, Server, urinary dysfunction, urinary frequency, urinary incontinence, urinary issues, urinary leakage, urinary system disorders, urinary tract health, urinary urgency

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Farms Harvested:	965
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Items Found:	4860	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	411876	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Runes Activated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

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CraftyNoobs United

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ores Mined:	953	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!