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TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mines Excavated:	3639
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	74	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.