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SpamSlayer Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Void Armor Forged:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

We have Ole-Threads that will have you rolling on the floor with their ridiculous antics. Andy’s logs will keep you entertained for hours as you try to decipher their mysterious messages. And don’t even get us started on Kamala-cucks posting hurr convicted felon, weird, registered republican 24/7 – it’s a never-ending source of entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! Trump cucks posting their shit will have you scratching your head in confusion, while BBC fags will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience. And remember, the more spam annoying content, the better!

SaharaCraft: Where Everyone Fits!

desert environment, ecological limits, FITS, geographical limits, global demographics, global population, human capacity, human habitation, human settlement, land area, mass migration, overcrowding, physical boundaries, population density, population growth, population size, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, space constraints, spatial constraints, world population

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	142	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	5

yo, u ever wonder if we all just squeezed into the sahara desert like sardines? well, that’s the level of craziness u can expect on this server. we got so many players, we had to start building houses on top of each other just to fit everyone in. u gotta join just to witness the chaos. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where the admins live like mole people. come join the madness and see for yourself.

MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness

Biomarkers, Cancer, CD74, DDT, immunotherapy, Insights, madness, Melanoma, MIF, MIFDDTCD74, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, prognosis, prognostic, prognostic markers, research, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic, therapeutic targets, Treatment, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	108
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got all da crazy stuff like MIF, DDT, and CD74 in melanoma!!! like, who even knew dat was a thing in minecraft, amirite??!

we got mad scientists workin round da clock to bring you da most epic adventures and quests u ever seen. like, one time, we had dis giant melanoma boss dat was shootin lasers out its eyes and we had to use MIF, DDT, and CD74 to defeat it. it was LIT, fam.

so if u wanna be part of da most insane minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s take on some crazy melanoma monsters together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #melanomamadness #minecraftmayhem

uplift smp

creativity, cross-platform compatibility, Customization, enhanced experience, Friends, future of gaming, Gamers, immersive world, Journey, lightning-fast performance, modding tools, multiplayer, Roleplay, Safe, seamless functionality, Secure, security measures, smooth gameplay, Stability, Survival, Uplift Server, uplift smp, Website

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Animals Bred:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magic Items Found:	8774

Dive into a lush, immersive world where every detail breathes life into your gameplay. Seamless multiplayer functionality lets you connect with friends and fellow gamers around the globe. Experience lightning-fast performance and stability, ensuring smooth gameplay every step of the way. Unleash your creativity with robust modding tools, allowing you to customize and enhance your gaming experience like never before. Advanced security measures keep your gaming sessions safe and secure at all times. Cross-platform compatibility ensures that everyone can join in on the fun, regardless of their preferred device.

Join us today and experience the future of gaming firsthand! Visit our website to learn more and start your journey with Uplift Server.

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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Farms Harvested:	553	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	7725	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	527
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	7613
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

WorstDrugMC SMP

addiction, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug dangers, drug dependency, drug epidemic, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug problem, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, harmful substances, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, overdose, smp, substance abuse, worst drug, WorstDrugMC

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	877573	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	106	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.