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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1493 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
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