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SpammyCraft – WHOIS Woes
so, liek, u kno how u get spammed all teh time in ur inbox? well, dis server is liek teh cure for dat! we did a super scientific study and found out dat if u join dis server, u will get way less spam! it’s liek magic, but wit blocks and stuff. so come join us and say goodbye to spam forever! also, teh admin once fought off a horde of creepers wit just a wooden sword. it was epic. u don’t wanna miss out on dat kind of action, do u? come join us now and be part of teh most epic Minecraft server ever! -
NoSewNoProbMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).
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WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.
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CraftyCultureShock
new traditions, international experiences, adjusting to new surroundings, unfamiliar food, encountering unfamiliar customsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now! -
CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia
LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom! -
Childhood TraumaCraft
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
PlayVersion2
Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!
playversion2.com
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AlfaNetwork
AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.
play.alfakurt.com
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CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets
Server Name Crafted Survival Server Type Semi-Vanilla SMP Description A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience Main Additions - Land Claiming
- Shopping District
- Homes and TPA
- Live World Map
- Mob Heads
- One Player Sleep
- Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
- Active Player Base
IP Address play.craftedsurvival.net Bedrock Port 19132 FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere. How can I claim land on the server? You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory. Are there any special ranks on the server? Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits. Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community. Is PvP enabled on the server? PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. -
Electric Sushi Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!
2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!