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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9125 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server everrrrr. Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars.
But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.
Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?
